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    How I celebrate a 3 day weekend: I make it a 4 day weekend lol

    Some people use their vacation time to take a week off at once, I use it to make every 3 day weekend a 4 day weekend lol

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    I salute you. I love the fact that everyone takes off the day before or after a holiday and the entire time between Christmas and New Year. No one is around so I get to sign in, turn on my script to keep my computer from sleeping, and walk away.

    I did check the backups this morning. I'm sure some jackass wants to deploy tonight since it's a 3 day weekend. Not my problem and backups are good as of 10am. If they call me out over a holiday weekend my contract is very specific about the on call fee, holiday pay, and minimum hours. So today I'm just hanging out and prepping for Saturday's cook out.

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    • thunderwhiskers@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

      Honestly it's hard to even get in the mood. Everything related to the 4th this year feels like satire.

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      I haven’t felt patriotic since the 90s. Every 4th feels like I’m surrounded by deluded people.

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      • ladybutterfly@lemmy.worldL [email protected]

        It's a day off! Be grateful to the overlords

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        Day off? Lol

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          Every day is a day off if you quit your job.

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          Quitting is too much work.

          Just stop working and see how long it takes for them to fire you.

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          • semi_hemi_demigod@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

            I haven’t felt patriotic since the 90s. Every 4th feels like I’m surrounded by deluded people.

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            Yeah, patriotism always felt fucking weird as a kid growing up in the 90s.

            I've been pretty ashamed of my country for a long time.

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            • semi_hemi_demigod@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

              Quitting is too much work.

              Just stop working and see how long it takes for them to fire you.

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              I haven't worked for twenty years now I just show up and walk around with a clipboard and my phone out.

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                How I show up to work during my mandatory vacation:

                (there’s nothing there)

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                • bleistift2@sopuli.xyzB [email protected]

                  How I show up to work during my mandatory vacation:

                  (there’s nothing there)

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                  Comment made me smile thanks 😊

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                  • C [email protected]

                    Yeah, patriotism always felt fucking weird as a kid growing up in the 90s.

                    I've been pretty ashamed of my country for a long time.

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                    I'm proud and ashamed
                    Every Fourth of July
                    You got to know the truth
                    Before you say that you got pride

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                      I work a 4/3, my normal weekends are long weekends. Stat holiday Mondays make for an extra long weekend. Canada Day was a Tuesday this year so I took Monday off and got a 5 day weekend in exchange for 1 vacation day.

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                      • semi_hemi_demigod@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                        I haven’t felt patriotic since the 90s. Every 4th feels like I’m surrounded by deluded people.

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                        9/11 ruined it for me, specifically the “proud to be an American”, flag on cars garbage—while we passed the Patriot act and started more wars.

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                        • semi_hemi_demigod@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                          I haven’t felt patriotic since the 90s. Every 4th feels like I’m surrounded by deluded people.

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                          Call it what it is: nationalism. I've been weirded out by it since I stopped saying the pledge of allegiance in elementary school.

                          Fun fact: the pledge was created as part of a campaign to sell more flags to schools.

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                            Nothing to celebrate. Once you wake up to the reality of the world, nothing to celebrate.

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