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  • thunderwhiskers@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

    Honestly it's hard to even get in the mood. Everything related to the 4th this year feels like satire.

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    Celebrating a day breaking away from a king in a year, we return to a king, very infuriating.

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      If you're like me, it's a great opportunity to ruin the family picnic with politics and pressuring maga relatives. Likely won't change any minds, but maybe I'll luck out and not get invited next year.

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      Talk enthusiastically about how much money we'll save by slashing medicaid if they're on it.

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        How I celebrate a 3 day weekend: I make it a 4 day weekend lol

        Some people use their vacation time to take a week off at once, I use it to make every 3 day weekend a 4 day weekend lol

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          Talk enthusiastically about how much money we'll save by slashing medicaid if they're on it.

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          My father in law is the walking stereotype: retired white midwest boomer that beat cancer without spending a dime through veteran benefits, income entirely from social security, lives in a trailer. His son is non working on disability and they use the local food bank to stay above water. They're also among the deepest maga supporters I know. Yeah, there's plenty to talk about.

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            My father in law is the walking stereotype: retired white midwest boomer that beat cancer without spending a dime through veteran benefits, income entirely from social security, lives in a trailer. His son is non working on disability and they use the local food bank to stay above water. They're also among the deepest maga supporters I know. Yeah, there's plenty to talk about.

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            Oh good lord. I would absolutely love to hear how that goes.

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              How I celebrate a 3 day weekend: I make it a 4 day weekend lol

              Some people use their vacation time to take a week off at once, I use it to make every 3 day weekend a 4 day weekend lol

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              I salute you. I love the fact that everyone takes off the day before or after a holiday and the entire time between Christmas and New Year. No one is around so I get to sign in, turn on my script to keep my computer from sleeping, and walk away.

              I did check the backups this morning. I'm sure some jackass wants to deploy tonight since it's a 3 day weekend. Not my problem and backups are good as of 10am. If they call me out over a holiday weekend my contract is very specific about the on call fee, holiday pay, and minimum hours. So today I'm just hanging out and prepping for Saturday's cook out.

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              • thunderwhiskers@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                Honestly it's hard to even get in the mood. Everything related to the 4th this year feels like satire.

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                I haven’t felt patriotic since the 90s. Every 4th feels like I’m surrounded by deluded people.

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                • ladybutterfly@lemmy.worldL [email protected]

                  It's a day off! Be grateful to the overlords

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                  Day off? Lol

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                    Every day is a day off if you quit your job.

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                    Quitting is too much work.

                    Just stop working and see how long it takes for them to fire you.

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                    • semi_hemi_demigod@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                      I haven’t felt patriotic since the 90s. Every 4th feels like I’m surrounded by deluded people.

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                      Yeah, patriotism always felt fucking weird as a kid growing up in the 90s.

                      I've been pretty ashamed of my country for a long time.

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                        Quitting is too much work.

                        Just stop working and see how long it takes for them to fire you.

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                        I haven't worked for twenty years now I just show up and walk around with a clipboard and my phone out.

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                          How I show up to work during my mandatory vacation:

                          (there’s nothing there)

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                            How I show up to work during my mandatory vacation:

                            (there’s nothing there)

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                            Comment made me smile thanks 😊

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                              Yeah, patriotism always felt fucking weird as a kid growing up in the 90s.

                              I've been pretty ashamed of my country for a long time.

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                              I'm proud and ashamed
                              Every Fourth of July
                              You got to know the truth
                              Before you say that you got pride

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                                I work a 4/3, my normal weekends are long weekends. Stat holiday Mondays make for an extra long weekend. Canada Day was a Tuesday this year so I took Monday off and got a 5 day weekend in exchange for 1 vacation day.

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                                • semi_hemi_demigod@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                  I haven’t felt patriotic since the 90s. Every 4th feels like I’m surrounded by deluded people.

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                                  9/11 ruined it for me, specifically the “proud to be an American”, flag on cars garbage—while we passed the Patriot act and started more wars.

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                                  • semi_hemi_demigod@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                    I haven’t felt patriotic since the 90s. Every 4th feels like I’m surrounded by deluded people.

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                                    Call it what it is: nationalism. I've been weirded out by it since I stopped saying the pledge of allegiance in elementary school.

                                    Fun fact: the pledge was created as part of a campaign to sell more flags to schools.

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                                      Nothing to celebrate. Once you wake up to the reality of the world, nothing to celebrate.

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