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  • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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    The man loves destroying his work. Let ‘em get to it. It’s what he’s the best at doing.

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      Wdym. Just copy-paste your source code. Go ahead. That one single file with the source code, copy-paste it.

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      Not copy-paste. Cut-paste. As an additional feature that way your source code becomes as light weighted as 0 Kb.

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        i think ive pinpointed exactly why twitter devs are terrible

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          I men, grok 4 only just came out. Can’t really judge it based on previous models

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          Very true the last ones weren't going around spewing as many Nazi talking points

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            Is using it without paying him anything fine?

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            no. It will give grok data to learn from. Don't use it at all.

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              relevant comedy bit

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              I saw him do a show in Florida and he started bashing republicans during a joke when a bunch of people in the audience started booing and leaving. He calls them all dipshits and dives into doing a bunch of jokes further questioning their intelligence before winning back the crowd. It was very impressive.

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                Is he using the @ of the handle as part of the grammar of the sentence? Have I misunderstood @ all this time?!?

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                Crazy that not only does he not know how programming works, the owner of Twitter doesn't even know how Twitter works.

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                  The entire file! My biggest frustration with cursor is that it doesn't support reading from multiple projects at once so it can see the context of how the projects interact or how interfaces are implemented.

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                  Add the other project folder to your workspace. BAM, now it has backend context in the frontend.

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                    Does he really don't know the difference between cut and copy?

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                    What if this is a plot to literally steal your code? You give it to the AI, page refreshes and clears your clipboard. Your entire "source code file" is now theirs, and probably part of the training set for Grok 5.

                    The first part is a joke, but the second part...

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                      I saw him do a show in Florida and he started bashing republicans during a joke when a bunch of people in the audience started booing and leaving. He calls them all dipshits and dives into doing a bunch of jokes further questioning their intelligence before winning back the crowd. It was very impressive.

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                      I love Stavrose baby. He is awesome and doesn't give a fuck what people think.

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                      • lowered_lifted@lemmy.blahaj.zoneL [email protected]

                        I find that without being able to see the rest of my IDE it makes no sense to just paste a single class worth of code at a time in there, it has no context for the rest of the application

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                        You've heard of monorepos, but have you tried monofile development?

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                          Yeah, that's definitely a thing that is perfectly legal to do. Your company will definitely be fine with that.

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                            10 PRINT CHR$ (205.5 + RND (1));
                            20 GOTO 10

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                              pelcan Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth. Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth

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                                Yeah, that's definitely a thing that is perfectly legal to do. Your company will definitely be fine with that.

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                                my compant pays for openAI and gemini, so I guess they are fine.

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                                  Is using it without paying him anything fine?

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                                  Of course only paying customers pollute the air, everyone knows that \s

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                                  • cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

                                    i think ive pinpointed exactly why twitter devs are terrible

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                                    That was clear when they made Bootstrap.

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                                      Why the fuck can't these assholes just go away?

                                      You've won life. We get it. Good for you. Why do you need more money? Why do you need to constantly be the center of attention?*

                                      It truly is just a handful of unscrupulous, malignant narcissists that have ruined everything (including the planet) for everyone else.

                                      *these are rhetorical questions

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                                        pelcan Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth. Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth

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                                        You ok...?

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                                          my compant pays for openAI and gemini, so I guess they are fine.

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                                          My company actually desires that we use AI. If you fix a problem quickly and it works perfectly but you've done it manually... it's somehow worse than a colleague who took twice the amount of time and had a bad solution, but "generated by AI!"

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