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    #91
    # Checking validity of each file
    for file in directory:
      content = file.read()
      for keywords in ("heil hitler","hitler did nothing wrong","kill the jews","hitler was the victim","there is no evidence for the Holocaust"):
        if keywords in content:
          return True
    
    # File is Invalid and fake news
    return False
    
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      i just wanna keep sayin it out loud so maybe folks remember.

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      You'd have to say it on the platforms normies use, make it short and attention-grabbing, a drone shot, a couple of tits...

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        The entire file! My biggest frustration with cursor is that it doesn't support reading from multiple projects at once so it can see the context of how the projects interact or how interfaces are implemented.

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        #93

        Have you used GenAI for art? It can do a reasonable job for the entire composition, but the extra fine detail have to be inpainted with specific prompts, and there are special routines that make sure faces and hands look human.

        The same with code. It can outline the entire project but details need to be inpainted and specific errors handled.

        The context window can't handle an entire codebase, never mind multiple projects.

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          please don’t use grok.

          elon is poisoning the air over memphis with exhaust from the generators that he’s using to power it while using drinking water from the memphis sands aquifer to cool it.

          please don’t use grok.

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          Is using it without paying him anything fine?

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            I find that without being able to see the rest of my IDE it makes no sense to just paste a single class worth of code at a time in there, it has no context for the rest of the application

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            #95

            He probably thinks that the entire application is only one source file

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              From the genius and his whipped minions that brought you MechaHitler after some "fixes and improvements"...

              ...Comes the same AI that offers to "fix your code."

              Wow. Simply astounding. A magnificent feat indeed, to waste so many finite precious resources over such garbage.

              Kindly Ctrl+A and shift-delete "All your code files", sir.

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              Does he really don't know the difference between cut and copy?

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                The man loves destroying his work. Let ‘em get to it. It’s what he’s the best at doing.

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                  Wdym. Just copy-paste your source code. Go ahead. That one single file with the source code, copy-paste it.

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                  Not copy-paste. Cut-paste. As an additional feature that way your source code becomes as light weighted as 0 Kb.

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                    i think ive pinpointed exactly why twitter devs are terrible

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                      I men, grok 4 only just came out. Can’t really judge it based on previous models

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                      Very true the last ones weren't going around spewing as many Nazi talking points

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                        Is using it without paying him anything fine?

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                        no. It will give grok data to learn from. Don't use it at all.

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                          relevant comedy bit

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                          I saw him do a show in Florida and he started bashing republicans during a joke when a bunch of people in the audience started booing and leaving. He calls them all dipshits and dives into doing a bunch of jokes further questioning their intelligence before winning back the crowd. It was very impressive.

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                            Is he using the @ of the handle as part of the grammar of the sentence? Have I misunderstood @ all this time?!?

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                            Crazy that not only does he not know how programming works, the owner of Twitter doesn't even know how Twitter works.

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                              The entire file! My biggest frustration with cursor is that it doesn't support reading from multiple projects at once so it can see the context of how the projects interact or how interfaces are implemented.

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                              Add the other project folder to your workspace. BAM, now it has backend context in the frontend.

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                                Does he really don't know the difference between cut and copy?

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                                What if this is a plot to literally steal your code? You give it to the AI, page refreshes and clears your clipboard. Your entire "source code file" is now theirs, and probably part of the training set for Grok 5.

                                The first part is a joke, but the second part...

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                                  I saw him do a show in Florida and he started bashing republicans during a joke when a bunch of people in the audience started booing and leaving. He calls them all dipshits and dives into doing a bunch of jokes further questioning their intelligence before winning back the crowd. It was very impressive.

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                                  I love Stavrose baby. He is awesome and doesn't give a fuck what people think.

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                                    I find that without being able to see the rest of my IDE it makes no sense to just paste a single class worth of code at a time in there, it has no context for the rest of the application

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                                    You've heard of monorepos, but have you tried monofile development?

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                                      Yeah, that's definitely a thing that is perfectly legal to do. Your company will definitely be fine with that.

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                                        20 GOTO 10

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