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  • E [email protected]

    Hmm, that works, but only for spells in your class list. That won't allow you to cast legend lore as a wizard, for instance

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    RAW, yeah, you're right unfortunately. Our DM lets us make the DC check to cast a non-class scroll just like you'd make if you cast one too high level for you. Web searching tells me this is a popular homebrew rule.

    I may be making him regret that decision somewhat.

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      Always bring a cart full of bones with you everywhere you go. You will certainly not regret having a cart full of bones.

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      Why cart around a bunch of old bones when so many fresh sacks of bones willingly approach you? Some of them even follow beside you on your quests.

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      • skulblaka@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

        RAW, yeah, you're right unfortunately. Our DM lets us make the DC check to cast a non-class scroll just like you'd make if you cast one too high level for you. Web searching tells me this is a popular homebrew rule.

        I may be making him regret that decision somewhat.

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        Isn't that killing the thief rogue subclass's use magic device ability?

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          Isn't that killing the thief rogue subclass's use magic device ability?

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          Little bit yeah. UMD is quite a bit more versatile than this though, ours is restricted to scrolls and requires a spellcaster check.

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          • T [email protected]

            Is there a requirement that there needs to be 13 skeletons readily available? Also, does it work on fossilized remains?

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            Technically, everyone in the vicinity, has at least one skeleton inside of them.

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            • heavybell@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

              Another old shitpost I don't think I posted anywhere.

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              13 skeletons is the max. To raise more you need a Bonelord. 13 Bonelords and you need a Lich. 13 Liches and you need a Titan.

              After 13 Titans, 169 Liches, 2197 Bonelords, and 28561 skeletons... you reach Khali.

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              • heavybell@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                Another old shitpost I don't think I posted anywhere.

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                Fun fact: For a group of 13 skeletons attacking the same target, the probability that at least one of them crits is about 49%.

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                • bytejunk@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                  Is this just a meme, or not? I can't tell. I expect that as a proper, responsible tiefling pyromaniac, I'd always be touching myself - and occasionally casting Protection from Energy while I'm at it. Or keep Absorb Elements in my back pocket.

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                  I'll ask you to consider that not everyone plays Tieflings, or other races with fire resistance, as Wizards.

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                  • anunusualrelic@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

                    Technically, everyone in the vicinity, has at least one skeleton inside of them.

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                    #41

                    Don’t animate my bones, bro.

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                    • rustydrd@sh.itjust.worksR [email protected]

                      Fun fact: For a group of 13 skeletons attacking the same target, the probability that at least one of them crits is about 49%.

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                      Am i correct to assume that Crit would do 10-16 damage (depending on if you go with 5 on a hit or 1d6+2)? Of non-magical slashing damage?

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                        Technically, everyone in the vicinity, has at least one skeleton inside of them.

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                        Plasmoid says, "Ackchyually..."

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                        • trojanroomcoffeepot@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                          I'll ask you to consider that not everyone plays Tieflings, or other races with fire resistance, as Wizards.

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                          They really should. Wizards light themselves on fire a lot. More of them should be dedicated to the art of fireproofing themselves.

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                          • no_eponym@lemmy.caN [email protected]

                            Am i correct to assume that Crit would do 10-16 damage (depending on if you go with 5 on a hit or 1d6+2)? Of non-magical slashing damage?

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                            To be fair a fighter can't beat that from a distance of ten miles, while eating dinner and having some snacks.

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                              They really should. Wizards light themselves on fire a lot. More of them should be dedicated to the art of fireproofing themselves.

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                              Tiefling wizards out there telling all the humans and elves to pull themselves up by their fire proof bootstraps

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                              • heavybell@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                Another old shitpost I don't think I posted anywhere.

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                                You’d need a cart or something to transport the skeletons to battle though.

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                                • K [email protected]

                                  I never regret fireball.

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                                  My skeletons have defective boomerangs for arms. Great art ranged attacks

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                                  • T [email protected]

                                    Don’t animate my bones, bro.

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                                    You can use my bones so long as you leave a tip

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                                    • E [email protected]

                                      Ah, that's the risky use of Wish though. It comes with a chance of losing the spell forever.

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                                      "I wish that when I cast wish I won't lose the ability to cast wish"?

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                                        You’d need a cart or something to transport the skeletons to battle though.

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                                        They got legs don't they?

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                                        • A [email protected]

                                          They got legs don't they?

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                                          How long do they stay up versus the portion of your daily mana allotment they cost? I feel a time-and-motion study coming on.

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