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13 skeletons

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  • T [email protected]

    Is there a requirement that there needs to be 13 skeletons readily available? Also, does it work on fossilized remains?

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    Technically, everyone in the vicinity, has at least one skeleton inside of them.

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    • heavybell@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

      Another old shitpost I don't think I posted anywhere.

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      13 skeletons is the max. To raise more you need a Bonelord. 13 Bonelords and you need a Lich. 13 Liches and you need a Titan.

      After 13 Titans, 169 Liches, 2197 Bonelords, and 28561 skeletons... you reach Khali.

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      • heavybell@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

        Another old shitpost I don't think I posted anywhere.

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        Fun fact: For a group of 13 skeletons attacking the same target, the probability that at least one of them crits is about 49%.

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        • bytejunk@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

          Is this just a meme, or not? I can't tell. I expect that as a proper, responsible tiefling pyromaniac, I'd always be touching myself - and occasionally casting Protection from Energy while I'm at it. Or keep Absorb Elements in my back pocket.

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          I'll ask you to consider that not everyone plays Tieflings, or other races with fire resistance, as Wizards.

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          • anunusualrelic@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

            Technically, everyone in the vicinity, has at least one skeleton inside of them.

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            Don’t animate my bones, bro.

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            • rustydrd@sh.itjust.worksR [email protected]

              Fun fact: For a group of 13 skeletons attacking the same target, the probability that at least one of them crits is about 49%.

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              Am i correct to assume that Crit would do 10-16 damage (depending on if you go with 5 on a hit or 1d6+2)? Of non-magical slashing damage?

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              • anunusualrelic@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

                Technically, everyone in the vicinity, has at least one skeleton inside of them.

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                Plasmoid says, "Ackchyually..."

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                • trojanroomcoffeepot@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                  I'll ask you to consider that not everyone plays Tieflings, or other races with fire resistance, as Wizards.

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                  They really should. Wizards light themselves on fire a lot. More of them should be dedicated to the art of fireproofing themselves.

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                  • no_eponym@lemmy.caN [email protected]

                    Am i correct to assume that Crit would do 10-16 damage (depending on if you go with 5 on a hit or 1d6+2)? Of non-magical slashing damage?

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                    To be fair a fighter can't beat that from a distance of ten miles, while eating dinner and having some snacks.

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                      They really should. Wizards light themselves on fire a lot. More of them should be dedicated to the art of fireproofing themselves.

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                      Tiefling wizards out there telling all the humans and elves to pull themselves up by their fire proof bootstraps

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                      • heavybell@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                        Another old shitpost I don't think I posted anywhere.

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                        You’d need a cart or something to transport the skeletons to battle though.

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                          I never regret fireball.

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                          My skeletons have defective boomerangs for arms. Great art ranged attacks

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                          • T [email protected]

                            Don’t animate my bones, bro.

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                            You can use my bones so long as you leave a tip

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                            • E [email protected]

                              Ah, that's the risky use of Wish though. It comes with a chance of losing the spell forever.

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                              "I wish that when I cast wish I won't lose the ability to cast wish"?

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                              • N [email protected]

                                You’d need a cart or something to transport the skeletons to battle though.

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                                They got legs don't they?

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                                  They got legs don't they?

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                                  How long do they stay up versus the portion of your daily mana allotment they cost? I feel a time-and-motion study coming on.

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                                    Tiefling wizards out there telling all the humans and elves to pull themselves up by their fire proof bootstraps

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                                    I'm a dragon, I fell into lava and panicked, only to find out it was somewhat pleasant

                                    I then unceremoniously got out of said lava and accidentally whipped molten rock at a team mate

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                                    • R [email protected]

                                      So what about golems then? Hopefully can be made from anything nearby.

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                                      I loved casting clay or Earth golem as a melee warrior

                                      Nothing like beating the shit out of demons with the paving stones tanking hits

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                                      • no_eponym@lemmy.caN [email protected]

                                        Am i correct to assume that Crit would do 10-16 damage (depending on if you go with 5 on a hit or 1d6+2)? Of non-magical slashing damage?

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                                        Piercing damage. They have a bow, so the group could shoot 13 arrows at +4 to hit, each with 1d6+2 damage.

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                                        • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                          "I wish that when I cast wish I won't lose the ability to cast wish"?

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                                          Granted. The wish spell has never existed, so you can't use it.

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