As an American, I'm offended at AliExpress' portrayal of my people.
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on his face?
On his everywhere
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That soda isn't nearly big enough.
Yeah this guy should be wearing flip-flops.
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Hey, where'd they get a picture of me?!
At this point, they have pictures of all of us
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That soda isn't nearly big enough.
As a European, i can agree that the soda is to small for an American. And also, that guy looks way better then what's realistic. I give it 3/5 for realism
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A 500ml cup? Lettuce in his clean hamburger? What is this Switzerland?
That American should be holding a 4 gallon 7-Eleven container filled with Mountain Dew and his burger shouldn't have any vegetables unless it was squeezed out of a bottle and the liquid just dripping all over his shirt, thighs and that brand new chair .... and he shouldn't be weighing 200lbs, he should at least be a 300lb behemoth that is straining the structural capacity of that wivel chair.
Yep it's so unfair that fashion uses unattainable levels of beauty every time. This is the equivalent of the anorexic model wearing high fashion on the cat walk to sell eye liners.
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That soda isn't nearly big enough.
Those fucking casters can't hold 700 pounds gliding around on them.
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That soda isn't nearly big enough.
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That soda isn't nearly big enough.
My culture is not your costume.
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I can do an entire 360 Wivel? Fuck yeah, Wivel all around!
Them in China can only do a 180 Wivel.
Fuck yeah! Murica!
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Or just a pair of “white” underwear with a hole in it.
and there should be a roll of toilet paper on the floor or nearby
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That soda isn't nearly big enough.
I'm all for it, as long as we can keep buying cheap crap we don't need! Same reason I don't mind all the Chinese lead in everything!
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That soda isn't nearly big enough.
I am sitting with worse posture than this.
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That soda isn't nearly big enough.
As an American, good luck trying to offend me about how loathsome the US and it's people largely are.
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That soda isn't nearly big enough.
I like the way the "360 swivel" symbol looks suspiciously like the amazon logo
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That soda isn't nearly big enough.
wrong that should be a milkshake
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I like the way the "360 swivel" symbol looks suspiciously like the amazon logo
360 Wivel
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That soda isn't nearly big enough.
Chris O'Neill is doing AliExpress modeling now?
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That soda isn't nearly big enough.
Well they nailed the shrinkflation aspect. I can confirm that large milkshakes here are like 1/5th the size they used to be. That milkshake be small.
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360 Wivel
360 weevil pop shove it
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A 500ml cup? Lettuce in his clean hamburger? What is this Switzerland?
That American should be holding a 4 gallon 7-Eleven container filled with Mountain Dew and his burger shouldn't have any vegetables unless it was squeezed out of a bottle and the liquid just dripping all over his shirt, thighs and that brand new chair .... and he shouldn't be weighing 200lbs, he should at least be a 300lb behemoth that is straining the structural capacity of that wivel chair.
Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyles!
I'll sit at a drive thru
I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter
Everything is mega meal, super sized
"Want biggie fries with that? Want a jumbo fry, wanna go large
Want a biggie fry, wanna have thirty burgers for a nickel, you fat motherfucker?"
"There's room in the bag. Take it!"
"Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It's only three more cents!"
