As an American, I'm offended at AliExpress' portrayal of my people.
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That soda isn't nearly big enough.
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That soda isn't nearly big enough.
My culture is not your costume.
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I can do an entire 360 Wivel? Fuck yeah, Wivel all around!
Them in China can only do a 180 Wivel.
Fuck yeah! Murica!
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Or just a pair of “white” underwear with a hole in it.
and there should be a roll of toilet paper on the floor or nearby
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That soda isn't nearly big enough.
I'm all for it, as long as we can keep buying cheap crap we don't need! Same reason I don't mind all the Chinese lead in everything!
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That soda isn't nearly big enough.
I am sitting with worse posture than this.
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That soda isn't nearly big enough.
As an American, good luck trying to offend me about how loathsome the US and it's people largely are.
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That soda isn't nearly big enough.
I like the way the "360 swivel" symbol looks suspiciously like the amazon logo
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That soda isn't nearly big enough.
wrong that should be a milkshake
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I like the way the "360 swivel" symbol looks suspiciously like the amazon logo
360 Wivel
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That soda isn't nearly big enough.
Chris O'Neill is doing AliExpress modeling now?
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That soda isn't nearly big enough.
Well they nailed the shrinkflation aspect. I can confirm that large milkshakes here are like 1/5th the size they used to be. That milkshake be small.
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360 Wivel
360 weevil pop shove it
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A 500ml cup? Lettuce in his clean hamburger? What is this Switzerland?
That American should be holding a 4 gallon 7-Eleven container filled with Mountain Dew and his burger shouldn't have any vegetables unless it was squeezed out of a bottle and the liquid just dripping all over his shirt, thighs and that brand new chair .... and he shouldn't be weighing 200lbs, he should at least be a 300lb behemoth that is straining the structural capacity of that wivel chair.
Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyles!
I'll sit at a drive thru
I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter
Everything is mega meal, super sized
"Want biggie fries with that? Want a jumbo fry, wanna go large
Want a biggie fry, wanna have thirty burgers for a nickel, you fat motherfucker?"
"There's room in the bag. Take it!"
"Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It's only three more cents!"
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That soda isn't nearly big enough.
No gun holster, and no flags... 0/10 would not american
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Yeah this guy should be wearing flip-flops.
Crocs. Dirty crocs.
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That soda isn't nearly big enough.
For free??
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A 500ml cup? Lettuce in his clean hamburger? What is this Switzerland?
That American should be holding a 4 gallon 7-Eleven container filled with Mountain Dew and his burger shouldn't have any vegetables unless it was squeezed out of a bottle and the liquid just dripping all over his shirt, thighs and that brand new chair .... and he shouldn't be weighing 200lbs, he should at least be a 300lb behemoth that is straining the structural capacity of that wivel chair.
All joking aside, the cup really is too small and the burger really is too lettucey to look authentically American, 100% seriously
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A 500ml cup? Lettuce in his clean hamburger? What is this Switzerland?
That American should be holding a 4 gallon 7-Eleven container filled with Mountain Dew and his burger shouldn't have any vegetables unless it was squeezed out of a bottle and the liquid just dripping all over his shirt, thighs and that brand new chair .... and he shouldn't be weighing 200lbs, he should at least be a 300lb behemoth that is straining the structural capacity of that wivel chair.
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That soda isn't nearly big enough.
Is it because they made him unrealistically slim?
