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Pardon, what? Not saying you're wrong but this sounds like something that can't be proved. I would love a source if you don't mind!
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Nobody will go to heaven because heaven is not real.
how can you tell someone anonymous online is an atheist?
they'll let you know
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But Epstein was on Santa's list.
well if anyone deserved a lump of coal
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When I got my first tattoo 30 years ago, my then mother-in-law said I'd be in prison soon enough. So far I've managed to be a good citizen (it seems following the law is easy), but I've got a plan for this to prove her right. When I'm about to go bye bye , I'm going to strip naked and run around on live TV, probably at a sporting event. That will at least get me arrested, and if I resist arrest and generally be annoying, I'm might go to prison to let the state pay for all the medical things associated with my demise. These tattoos are a bad influence. Hell awaits.
my mom said i'd go to prison if i got an electric bike and she's right. the local prison has a bike shop as part of their programs and i bought my bike there
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Nobody will go to heaven because heaven is not real.
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Not OP, but I didn't realize it was obscure lol
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Removed tattoos, just like lost limbs, will return when you enter Heaven.
my wife is happier without her lost organs just like i'm happier without my lost ones. please no.
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it's gonna be interesting when AI's start fighting each other. Think religious wars are nasty? Wait until agentic AI starts driving automated trucks into 'enemy' data centers....
electricity usage'll go down
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Someone said that hell probably really is the place to be. Heaven has mega rules to get in, and everyone else just crashes at Satan's place.
The torture for the true sinners probably happens, but at the hands of the normal people who didnt make it to heaven. Be honest with yourself, would you pass up the opportunity to ram a hot poker up Hitlers arse?
i mean yeah. that's so gauche. i'm gonna dunk him in the bee tank
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Removed tattoos, just like lost limbs, will return when you enter Heaven.
Ah, so when entering heaven, I'll get mind back?
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I asked if we could go to hell without tattoos:
in my belief system artwork is a gift and you should carefully adorn yourself. there's like two of us tho
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Define too much pork. Because pork loins are cheap af and pork shoulder is tasty af.
NO SUCH THING
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how can you tell someone anonymous online is an atheist?
they'll let you know
That's fallacious reasoning.
Not all religions believe in heaven.
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Did they pull that last bit from the Doors song?
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I gotta check that place out if I'm ever in the area.
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What about people who wear solid color t-shirts that have long-ass slogans on them which are super specific and seemingly only apply to a single person on the entire face of the Earth often written in a variety of fonts and font-sizes and including bizarre details about their lives like the t-shirt that was given to me by my same-sex lover on the second Saturday in June of 2021 to celebrate the fact that I managed to clear an entire thornless blackberry bush of berries that we used to make the most delicious blackberry cobbler from that very same evening?
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lol I can’t believe grown ass adults believe this shit. I’m surprised most people dont start questioning this after they learn about Santa clause.
i don’t know, as someone who has questioned god’s existence since age 14 or so, there have been events in my life where i swear some form of providence intervened. so after reflecting on this for a year straight i think i’m a christian again because i can’t accept that this world and its happenings are one cosmic coincidence. in my mind that’s impossible.
you’re free to choose to live as you wish and i’m gonna be real the heaven/hell stuff is decidedly bullshit, at least the way modern christians interpret it. i just wanted to get it out there that we aren’t all unquestioning buffoons. i don’t subscribe to any one specific sect. i don’t go to church. i haven’t read the bible in years. i accept that i may be wrong, but i believe that having a relationship with the christian god as i understand him is what i need and have been missing for some time.
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That's fallacious reasoning.
Not all religions believe in heaven.
wrote last edited by [email protected]oh so you're religious? that surely contradicts my annoying atheists can't shut the fuck up theory
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What about people who wear solid color t-shirts that have long-ass slogans on them which are super specific and seemingly only apply to a single person on the entire face of the Earth often written in a variety of fonts and font-sizes and including bizarre details about their lives like the t-shirt that was given to me by my same-sex lover on the second Saturday in June of 2021 to celebrate the fact that I managed to clear an entire thornless blackberry bush of berries that we used to make the most delicious blackberry cobbler from that very same evening?
What's hilarious is I actually have that shirt
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oh so you're religious? that surely contradicts my annoying atheists can't shut the fuck up theory
I made no claim to anything other than the disbelief in heaven.
You're making assumptions.
