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    Removed tattoos, just like lost limbs, will return when you enter Heaven.

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    Ah, so when entering heaven, I'll get mind back?

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      I asked if we could go to hell without tattoos:

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      in my belief system artwork is a gift and you should carefully adorn yourself. there's like two of us tho

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        Define too much pork. Because pork loins are cheap af and pork shoulder is tasty af.

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        NO SUCH THING

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          how can you tell someone anonymous online is an atheist?

          they'll let you know

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          That's fallacious reasoning.

          Not all religions believe in heaven.

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            Did they pull that last bit from the Doors song?

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            • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

              heaven does too exist they sell pies in oregon. my wife wouldn't let me visit when we drove by last time but i was hungry

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              I gotta check that place out if I'm ever in the area.

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                What about people who wear solid color t-shirts that have long-ass slogans on them which are super specific and seemingly only apply to a single person on the entire face of the Earth often written in a variety of fonts and font-sizes and including bizarre details about their lives like the t-shirt that was given to me by my same-sex lover on the second Saturday in June of 2021 to celebrate the fact that I managed to clear an entire thornless blackberry bush of berries that we used to make the most delicious blackberry cobbler from that very same evening?

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                • aceshigh@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

                  lol I can’t believe grown ass adults believe this shit. I’m surprised most people dont start questioning this after they learn about Santa clause.

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                  i don’t know, as someone who has questioned god’s existence since age 14 or so, there have been events in my life where i swear some form of providence intervened. so after reflecting on this for a year straight i think i’m a christian again because i can’t accept that this world and its happenings are one cosmic coincidence. in my mind that’s impossible.

                  you’re free to choose to live as you wish and i’m gonna be real the heaven/hell stuff is decidedly bullshit, at least the way modern christians interpret it. i just wanted to get it out there that we aren’t all unquestioning buffoons. i don’t subscribe to any one specific sect. i don’t go to church. i haven’t read the bible in years. i accept that i may be wrong, but i believe that having a relationship with the christian god as i understand him is what i need and have been missing for some time.

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                    That's fallacious reasoning.

                    Not all religions believe in heaven.

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                    oh so you're religious? that surely contradicts my annoying atheists can't shut the fuck up theory

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                      What about people who wear solid color t-shirts that have long-ass slogans on them which are super specific and seemingly only apply to a single person on the entire face of the Earth often written in a variety of fonts and font-sizes and including bizarre details about their lives like the t-shirt that was given to me by my same-sex lover on the second Saturday in June of 2021 to celebrate the fact that I managed to clear an entire thornless blackberry bush of berries that we used to make the most delicious blackberry cobbler from that very same evening?

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                      What's hilarious is I actually have that shirt

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                      • P [email protected]

                        oh so you're religious? that surely contradicts my annoying atheists can't shut the fuck up theory

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                        I made no claim to anything other than the disbelief in heaven.

                        You're making assumptions.

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                          oh so you're religious? that surely contradicts my annoying atheists can't shut the fuck up theory

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                          Additionally, Atheists aren't the ones who go door to door trying to convert people, or leave tracts in public restrooms.

                          Theists seem to be the ones who can't / won't shut up.

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                            Additionally, Atheists aren't the ones who go door to door trying to convert people, or leave tracts in public restrooms.

                            Theists seem to be the ones who can't / won't shut up.

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                            that's a lot of non answer

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                            • G [email protected]

                              I made no claim to anything other than the disbelief in heaven.

                              You're making assumptions.

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                              yeah the point is none of them religious people who don't believe in heaven wrote that

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                                yeah the point is none of them religious people who don't believe in heaven wrote that

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                                My point is that you can't say with certainty that I'm either religious or not by that statement alone.

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                                  My point is that you can't say with certainty that I'm either religious or not by that statement alone.

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                                  it wasn't by the statement alone; it was by the fact that you couldn't help but make the statement.

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                                    Did you ever pet a dog the wrong direction and make their hair all scrunchified? Also no heaven.

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                                    No, but I have done that to a cat, so I can't go to hell either.

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                                      Heavn is a human construct, so really, nobody's going there.

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                                        it wasn't by the statement alone; it was by the fact that you couldn't help but make the statement.

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                                        That doesn't tell you definitely if I'm a theist who doesn't have heaven in my religion or if I'm atheist.

                                        You need evidence.

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                                          That doesn't tell you definitely if I'm a theist who doesn't have heaven in my religion or if I'm atheist.

                                          You need evidence.

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                                          the evidence is that you couldn't shut the fuck up on a comment that didn't concern your beliefs at all.

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