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A boating ticket from the 1950’s. “No lights on boat. No beer on boat. Only one blonde.”

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      As a blonde, is this one per person or per boat? Do all us blondes need to fight to the death on the dock? Will there be betting? Can I bet if I participate? So many questions.

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        As a blonde, is this one per person or per boat? Do all us blondes need to fight to the death on the dock? Will there be betting? Can I bet if I participate? So many questions.

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        The implication wasn’t cool then. Never was

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            Officer Earl Money

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              He was only 20! Can a man not run around on the lake, lights out, with only a single blonde?! In my day I carried two for conversation's sake! (That's a David Lee Roth joke, can't remember which video. I'm old! Slack. Cut me some.)

              Persecuting a man for harmless fun, SMDH. Fascists running the place, far back as the 50s. I hate what America has become.

              (Seriously, I'm religious about checking the nav lights. Our boat is a 10', $600 POS from Academy. LOL, my redneck ass has a flashlight on a bamboo pole for the rear white light. During the day I fly a hunter orange flag 8' high. I don't want my family getting splatted by a drunk!)

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                Wait so was he in trouble because he should have had beer on the boat? And should have had more blonds?

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                  Wait so was he in trouble because he should have had beer on the boat? And should have had more blonds?

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                  Blonds. James Blonds.

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                    Fwiw, "blonde" can also refer to a type of beer. Given the sentence above, maybe the cop was just commenting on the person's drink choice.

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                      The implication wasn’t cool then. Never was

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                      Eh, I (natural blonde) was never offended by these jokes.

                      One of my favourites:

                      A blonde is driving down the motorway when she spots another blonde in a boat in a wheat field, rowing with all her might but getting nowhere. Angered by the situation, she pulls over to give her a piece of her mind.
                      ‘You idiot!’ she shouts. ‘You’re giving all us blondes a bad name! If I could swim, I’d come out there and kick your arse!’

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                        "Sir, unless you're running a floating church I'm going to need to see more depravity here."

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