A boating ticket from the 1950’s. “No lights on boat. No beer on boat. Only one blonde.”
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As a blonde, is this one per person or per boat? Do all us blondes need to fight to the death on the dock? Will there be betting? Can I bet if I participate? So many questions.
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As a blonde, is this one per person or per boat? Do all us blondes need to fight to the death on the dock? Will there be betting? Can I bet if I participate? So many questions.
The implication wasn’t cool then. Never was
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Officer Earl Money
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He was only 20! Can a man not run around on the lake, lights out, with only a single blonde?! In my day I carried two for conversation's sake! (That's a David Lee Roth joke, can't remember which video. I'm old! Slack. Cut me some.)
Persecuting a man for harmless fun, SMDH. Fascists running the place, far back as the 50s. I hate what America has become.
(Seriously, I'm religious about checking the nav lights. Our boat is a 10', $600 POS from Academy. LOL, my redneck ass has a flashlight on a bamboo pole for the rear white light. During the day I fly a hunter orange flag 8' high. I don't want my family getting splatted by a drunk!)
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Wait so was he in trouble because he should have had beer on the boat? And should have had more blonds?
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Wait so was he in trouble because he should have had beer on the boat? And should have had more blonds?
Blonds. James Blonds.
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Fwiw, "blonde" can also refer to a type of beer. Given the sentence above, maybe the cop was just commenting on the person's drink choice.
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The implication wasn’t cool then. Never was
Eh, I (natural blonde) was never offended by these jokes.
One of my favourites:
A blonde is driving down the motorway when she spots another blonde in a boat in a wheat field, rowing with all her might but getting nowhere. Angered by the situation, she pulls over to give her a piece of her mind.
‘You idiot!’ she shouts. ‘You’re giving all us blondes a bad name! If I could swim, I’d come out there and kick your arse!’ -
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"Sir, unless you're running a floating church I'm going to need to see more depravity here."
