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    Not cruel, not a dumbass. She got what she asked for. If she wanted intimacy she should have communicated better.

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    So go text your crush right now that you want to go on a date with her this weekend. Putting yourself out there is scary. OPhad a crush on the girl but was too afraid to saw anything. The girl clearly had a crush on him to, and did her best and (from her perspective) got rejected. OP also wanted intimacy and didn't communicate that

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      When I was in college, I was pretty into a girl, but was too nervous to ask her out. I'm also famously oblivious.

      A few months into this, she texts me saying she needs someone to peer review a paper, and wants me to come over to her place the next night around 10. She also specifically says her roommate will he out and she knows neither of us are seeing anyone, so we'll both be free to meet up.

      So I go over there, and she comes out wearing yoga pants and a sports bra. I figure she's wanting to go to bed pretty soon.

      She asks if I want a drink, and I ask for some water..She grabs it for me and sits next to me on the couch, and I lean in and.... ask for the paper.

      She's like, "Oh, yeah." And she goes and prints it out and brings it to me.

      It was pretty rough, and I peer-reviewed the shit out of it. I show her a bunch of mistakes and stuff, tell her she has some work to do, and leave.

      I didn't realize how much of a seemingly-cruel dumbass I was for like a year.

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      while yeah hindsight is clear.. that's the right way to play that. it's on her to make the move in that position, not for you to make her uncomfortable

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        What do you do?

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        I work in the development office of a very small municipality with very wealthy, powerful residents. My exact role and the nature of the city for which I work are both fairly unique, so I really don't like going into too much detail. I get Open Records requests from major publications regarding cases I work on fairly frequently, and I'd rather not have one of their web searches find my Lemmy account.

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          I’ve gotten plenty of hand jobs on the couch. Nothing wrong with the living room.

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            Yeah we all got one of these stories, I think I might have three. At least

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              I’ve gotten plenty of hand jobs on the couch. Nothing wrong with the living room.

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              That's gonna be difficult with the separate recliners, but I promise it's worth it. They're placed exactly right for the best visuals. Here are your headphones.

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                So go text your crush right now that you want to go on a date with her this weekend. Putting yourself out there is scary. OPhad a crush on the girl but was too afraid to saw anything. The girl clearly had a crush on him to, and did her best and (from her perspective) got rejected. OP also wanted intimacy and didn't communicate that

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                He listened to the words she said and met her on that level. He went over to help a friend with homework, with no ulterior motive. That puts him ahead of more than 90% of guys in decency.

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                  I’ve gotten plenty of hand jobs on the couch. Nothing wrong with the living room.

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                  The couch throw blanket put in a lot of work

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                    So go text your crush right now that you want to go on a date with her this weekend. Putting yourself out there is scary. OPhad a crush on the girl but was too afraid to saw anything. The girl clearly had a crush on him to, and did her best and (from her perspective) got rejected. OP also wanted intimacy and didn't communicate that

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                    Nah she didn't get rejected. She got what she asked for. Courting is a long game.

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                      Not cruel, not a dumbass. She got what she asked for. If she wanted intimacy she should have communicated better.

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                      Not cruel, kinda a dumbass. But we all are at times, part of growing up. Oh well

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                        Listen up, woman. I didn't spend all this money on speakers to watch shit on a postage stamp.

                        Now hold still while I fire up Jellyfin.

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                          Yeah we all got one of these stories, I think I might have three. At least

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                          Three? What are you, a virgin? It took 20 to lose mine.

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                            Yeah we all got one of these stories, I think I might have three. At least

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                            Haha yeah guys I totally have a story like this too... Don't you just hate when girls flirt with you and you don't realise it... I mean it happens to me all the time... Soo many girls are interested in me... Sobs

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                              Haha yeah guys I totally have a story like this too... Don't you just hate when girls flirt with you and you don't realise it... I mean it happens to me all the time... Soo many girls are interested in me... Sobs

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                              Sometimes decades later I suddenly realise I was being flirted on in some random party circa 2004. I used to think exactly like you!

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                                I was this dumb when I was a teenager.

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                                  Yeah we all got one of these stories, I think I might have three. At least

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                                  Mine was that a girl came up to me and gave me her phone number and said "Call me if you're ever doing anything." I said "Cool, I will." but then proceeded to be me, who's never doing anything.

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                                    Y'all out here being handsome oblivious motherfuckers women hit on, meanwhile I'm just ugly.

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                                      I’ve gotten plenty of hand jobs on the couch. Nothing wrong with the living room.

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                                      Me too. My wife tells me to cut it out while she's trying to watch her shows though.

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                                        Coffee’s not coffee; coffee is sex! People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live

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                                          Coffee’s not coffee; coffee is sex! People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live

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