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    So go text your crush right now that you want to go on a date with her this weekend. Putting yourself out there is scary. OPhad a crush on the girl but was too afraid to saw anything. The girl clearly had a crush on him to, and did her best and (from her perspective) got rejected. OP also wanted intimacy and didn't communicate that

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    He listened to the words she said and met her on that level. He went over to help a friend with homework, with no ulterior motive. That puts him ahead of more than 90% of guys in decency.

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      I’ve gotten plenty of hand jobs on the couch. Nothing wrong with the living room.

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      The couch throw blanket put in a lot of work

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      • B [email protected]

        So go text your crush right now that you want to go on a date with her this weekend. Putting yourself out there is scary. OPhad a crush on the girl but was too afraid to saw anything. The girl clearly had a crush on him to, and did her best and (from her perspective) got rejected. OP also wanted intimacy and didn't communicate that

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        Nah she didn't get rejected. She got what she asked for. Courting is a long game.

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          Not cruel, not a dumbass. She got what she asked for. If she wanted intimacy she should have communicated better.

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          Not cruel, kinda a dumbass. But we all are at times, part of growing up. Oh well

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            Listen up, woman. I didn't spend all this money on speakers to watch shit on a postage stamp.

            Now hold still while I fire up Jellyfin.

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              Yeah we all got one of these stories, I think I might have three. At least

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              Three? What are you, a virgin? It took 20 to lose mine.

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                Yeah we all got one of these stories, I think I might have three. At least

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                Haha yeah guys I totally have a story like this too... Don't you just hate when girls flirt with you and you don't realise it... I mean it happens to me all the time... Soo many girls are interested in me... Sobs

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                  Haha yeah guys I totally have a story like this too... Don't you just hate when girls flirt with you and you don't realise it... I mean it happens to me all the time... Soo many girls are interested in me... Sobs

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                  Sometimes decades later I suddenly realise I was being flirted on in some random party circa 2004. I used to think exactly like you!

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                    I was this dumb when I was a teenager.

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                      Yeah we all got one of these stories, I think I might have three. At least

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                      Mine was that a girl came up to me and gave me her phone number and said "Call me if you're ever doing anything." I said "Cool, I will." but then proceeded to be me, who's never doing anything.

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                        Y'all out here being handsome oblivious motherfuckers women hit on, meanwhile I'm just ugly.

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                          I’ve gotten plenty of hand jobs on the couch. Nothing wrong with the living room.

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                          Me too. My wife tells me to cut it out while she's trying to watch her shows though.

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                            Coffee’s not coffee; coffee is sex! People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live

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                              Coffee’s not coffee; coffee is sex! People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live

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                                I was this dumb when I was a teenager.

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                                i still am

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                                  Y'all out here being handsome oblivious motherfuckers women hit on, meanwhile I'm just ugly.

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                                  It's all relative man. Sure you might be ugly on a scale of 1-10 but a subset of that scale like 1-3 you might be still be ugly but if you expand the scale, say from -3-1 you the too dog man! Just find yourself a -3 and she'll want to watch movies on a laptop on your bed, just make sure you reinforce the bed frame.

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                                    It's all relative man. Sure you might be ugly on a scale of 1-10 but a subset of that scale like 1-3 you might be still be ugly but if you expand the scale, say from -3-1 you the too dog man! Just find yourself a -3 and she'll want to watch movies on a laptop on your bed, just make sure you reinforce the bed frame.

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                                    isnt -3 like a 7. Like you get so ugly you become pretty again

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                                      Coffee’s not coffee; coffee is sex! People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live

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                                      Coffee is horrid disgusting bean soup that exists to get workers with too much overtime addicted to a stimulant to keep them working.

                                      Drink tea instead. We didn't do two opium wars and a spot of good old fashioned imperialism just to supplant the tasty fermented leaf for a bitter jungle bean. Much more civilised.

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                                        I had a somewhat similar situation but involving 3D modelling on a laptop. However, I was very aware I was being hit-on, but I just didn't care. I was in "the zone" making something for my project and didn't want to stop.

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                                          I had a somewhat similar situation but involving 3D modelling on a laptop. However, I was very aware I was being hit-on, but I just didn't care. I was in "the zone" making something for my project and didn't want to stop.

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                                          be silent wench, I need to finish this first

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