They took our free break!
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Oops, I'm 230 pounds, I guess I sat down on this strange toilet too hard
wrote last edited by [email protected]Tell your coworkers to start plopping on the toilet. Won't last 3 days
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Jerk off and give them a show!
The pigs would fire you then sell the video online.
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Time to start crapping on the floor....
floor is now tilted by 13 degrees
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I'd bring a wedge and keep it on my desk.
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You can do that for disability reasons.
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To be fair, sitting in a toilet longer than needed is a great way to get hemorrhoids.
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Transparent stalls with video surveillance
Molotov Cocktail
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This is just grounds to have a Squatty Potty at work.
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Just shit on the walls and the company will readjust again
Don't be an animal, just shit in the trash can in the bosses office, like a civilized person.
But seriously, this sounds like a good way to get rich. Once you "accidentally" slip off the toilet and crack your head open, then you can sue for the big bucks.
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Transparent stalls with video surveillance
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Squatty Potty
Stool stool.
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Don't be an animal, just shit in the trash can in the bosses office, like a civilized person.
But seriously, this sounds like a good way to get rich. Once you "accidentally" slip off the toilet and crack your head open, then you can sue for the big bucks.
Damn, voluntarily taking on a TBI for a chance at a OSHA/Workman's Comp lawsuit?
Make sure not to sign me up, but don't let me get in your way.
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To be fair, sitting in a toilet longer than needed is a great way to get hemorrhoids.
GTFO to be fair how about the shareholders get the paternalism toilets in their houses too
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I'd bring a wedge and keep it on my desk.
"oh that? Yeah that's my poopin' wedge, wanna take her for a spin?"
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Wait, people sit on those things for longer than 5 mins?
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I have a medical condition that makes it difficult for me to defecate, so doing so often takes 20m or more.
I usually doo on my own time (because, like, ethic or whatever), but even so, this seems actively hostile to me and I wonder if there's a legal remedy.
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I have a medical condition that makes it difficult for me to defecate, so doing so often takes 20m or more.
I usually doo on my own time (because, like, ethic or whatever), but even so, this seems actively hostile to me and I wonder if there's a legal remedy.
You have to get a doctors note and then they let you use the disabled toilet.
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"oh that? Yeah that's my poopin' wedge, wanna take her for a spin?"
No no, Bobby, on the top, next to the mouse. Yeah that's where I put it, so that's where I want it back okay? Try and get it all off next time. And eat less dude! It helps reduce spatter.
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Wait, people sit on those things for longer than 5 mins?
Sometimes the crossword is a tricky one
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I think I first saw this a decade ago.
Edit: And in that decade, not even a single post about those toilets being installed anywhere. Not one peep.
