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  • B [email protected]

    Good thing they're in private places so the asshole who ordered it won't know who broke it on day one.

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    Make a poop wedge.

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    • bakkoda@sh.itjust.worksB [email protected]

      Squatty Potty

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      This was probably the last thing I posted on Facebook. Pure gold.

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      • corkyskog@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

        Isn't this kind of a move toward that anyway? The design seems like it raises your knees

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        You will need to brace yourself with your feet so you don't (slowly) slide off the seat.

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          Not sure how these novel toilets work.
          But I'm quite sure they forgot a piece, luckily you can buy that for about 8€ and bring it to work.

          Compensates nicely for the angle.
          Also don't know how to flush them but the boss will work that out.

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            Just shit on the walls and the company will readjust again

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            • O [email protected]

              Just shit on the walls and the company will readjust again

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              Transparent stalls with video surveillance

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              • M [email protected]

                Transparent stalls with video surveillance

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                Jerk off and give them a show!

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                • S [email protected]

                  Oops, I'm 230 pounds, I guess I sat down on this strange toilet too hard

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                  Tell your coworkers to start plopping on the toilet. Won't last 3 days

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                    Jerk off and give them a show!

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                    The pigs would fire you then sell the video online.

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                    • unclegrandpa@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                      Time to start crapping on the floor....

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                      floor is now tilted by 13 degrees

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                      • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]
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                        I'd bring a wedge and keep it on my desk.

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                        • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]
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                          You can do that for disability reasons.

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                            To be fair, sitting in a toilet longer than needed is a great way to get hemorrhoids.

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                              Transparent stalls with video surveillance

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                              Molotov Cocktail

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                                This is just grounds to have a Squatty Potty at work.

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                                  Just shit on the walls and the company will readjust again

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                                  Don't be an animal, just shit in the trash can in the bosses office, like a civilized person.

                                  But seriously, this sounds like a good way to get rich. Once you "accidentally" slip off the toilet and crack your head open, then you can sue for the big bucks.

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                                    Transparent stalls with video surveillance

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                                    • bakkoda@sh.itjust.worksB [email protected]

                                      Squatty Potty

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                                      Stool stool.

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                                      • T [email protected]

                                        Don't be an animal, just shit in the trash can in the bosses office, like a civilized person.

                                        But seriously, this sounds like a good way to get rich. Once you "accidentally" slip off the toilet and crack your head open, then you can sue for the big bucks.

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                                        Damn, voluntarily taking on a TBI for a chance at a OSHA/Workman's Comp lawsuit?

                                        Make sure not to sign me up, but don't let me get in your way.

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                                        • S [email protected]

                                          To be fair, sitting in a toilet longer than needed is a great way to get hemorrhoids.

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                                          GTFO to be fair how about the shareholders get the paternalism toilets in their houses too

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