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    #7

    interesting troubleshooting search prompt, someone has pressing problem at hand

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    • mcbenavides85@piefed.socialM [email protected]

      It’s the price you pay to get a bat wing.

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      now... about that other wing you'll need

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        Post video!

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        • salty_chief@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

          Bee sting. It works 90% of the time every-time.

          Explaining why your meats is inside of a bee hive is a whole different problem.

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          I wanna dip my balls in it!

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            To be fair, heat does cause it to hang low and stretch the skin, therefore reducing the wrinkles.

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              AI is the new tide pod challenge

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              It tastes like burning!

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                It tastes like burning!

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                It tastes like burning! slop

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                  When the balls are warm, they relax and hang low, and the scrotum relaxes fully, releasing all those nutsack wrinkles, so I mean the concept works

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                    Doing this takes balls. And it won't give them back.

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                      I once posted a joke on Reddit about ironing my sack to get the wrinkles out. It got upvoted pretty heavily. Is there a chance this is my fault?

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                        Looks like AI has the natural selection module activated.

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                          Get yourself a nice metal frame and DIY it:

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                            It tastes like burning! slop

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                            Nice. I wish I had thought of that. It has the bonus of working with the phrase, "oink, oink, capitalist pig" too.

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                              While i could not replicate this image, i did learn of a horrifying product called Scrotox.

                              Just simply inject botulinum toxin into your scrote and soon your nutsack will look like Mr Cleans shiny, shiny head!

                              https://www.antiagingvancouver.com/treatments/scrotox/#%3A~%3Atext=Scrotox+utilizes+the+renowned+botulinum%2Carea+becomes+smoother+and+unwrinkled.

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                                Now place your balls in a bowl and cover with plastic wrap. Wait ten minures for them to cool somewhat and you can rub the skin off easily with a paper towel

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                                  Get yourself a nice metal frame and DIY it:

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                                  Never thought I’d see that doctor who reference on here lol

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                                    I once posted a joke on Reddit about ironing my sack to get the wrinkles out. It got upvoted pretty heavily. Is there a chance this is my fault?

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                                    It’s funny that not only is there chance, but that your comment or someone making the same joke is the most logical source of this ridiculous bullshit making it into a search result.

                                    Edit: just realized this is probably shopped 🤦

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                                      Trying that now; will check in later

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                                        Can confirm, use this trick before every night out. AMA.

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                                          While i could not replicate this image, i did learn of a horrifying product called Scrotox.

                                          Just simply inject botulinum toxin into your scrote and soon your nutsack will look like Mr Cleans shiny, shiny head!

                                          https://www.antiagingvancouver.com/treatments/scrotox/#%3A~%3Atext=Scrotox+utilizes+the+renowned+botulinum%2Carea+becomes+smoother+and+unwrinkled.

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                                          This dude couldn't get any of his customers' balls on his website? I call shenanigans!

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