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    When the balls are warm, they relax and hang low, and the scrotum relaxes fully, releasing all those nutsack wrinkles, so I mean the concept works

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      Doing this takes balls. And it won't give them back.

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        I once posted a joke on Reddit about ironing my sack to get the wrinkles out. It got upvoted pretty heavily. Is there a chance this is my fault?

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          Looks like AI has the natural selection module activated.

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            Get yourself a nice metal frame and DIY it:

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              It tastes like burning! slop

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              Nice. I wish I had thought of that. It has the bonus of working with the phrase, "oink, oink, capitalist pig" too.

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                While i could not replicate this image, i did learn of a horrifying product called Scrotox.

                Just simply inject botulinum toxin into your scrote and soon your nutsack will look like Mr Cleans shiny, shiny head!

                https://www.antiagingvancouver.com/treatments/scrotox/#%3A~%3Atext=Scrotox+utilizes+the+renowned+botulinum%2Carea+becomes+smoother+and+unwrinkled.

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                  Now place your balls in a bowl and cover with plastic wrap. Wait ten minures for them to cool somewhat and you can rub the skin off easily with a paper towel

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                    Get yourself a nice metal frame and DIY it:

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                    Never thought I’d see that doctor who reference on here lol

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                      I once posted a joke on Reddit about ironing my sack to get the wrinkles out. It got upvoted pretty heavily. Is there a chance this is my fault?

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                      It’s funny that not only is there chance, but that your comment or someone making the same joke is the most logical source of this ridiculous bullshit making it into a search result.

                      Edit: just realized this is probably shopped 🤦

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                        Trying that now; will check in later

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                          Can confirm, use this trick before every night out. AMA.

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                            While i could not replicate this image, i did learn of a horrifying product called Scrotox.

                            Just simply inject botulinum toxin into your scrote and soon your nutsack will look like Mr Cleans shiny, shiny head!

                            https://www.antiagingvancouver.com/treatments/scrotox/#%3A~%3Atext=Scrotox+utilizes+the+renowned+botulinum%2Carea+becomes+smoother+and+unwrinkled.

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                            This dude couldn't get any of his customers' balls on his website? I call shenanigans!

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                              While i could not replicate this image, i did learn of a horrifying product called Scrotox.

                              Just simply inject botulinum toxin into your scrote and soon your nutsack will look like Mr Cleans shiny, shiny head!

                              https://www.antiagingvancouver.com/treatments/scrotox/#%3A~%3Atext=Scrotox+utilizes+the+renowned+botulinum%2Carea+becomes+smoother+and+unwrinkled.

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                              huh. i wonder if they could use that as some sort of male contraceptive. i wonder if that's what got them the IRB approval to test it.

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                                  It tastes like burning! slop

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                                    To be fair, heat does cause it to hang low and stretch the skin, therefore reducing the wrinkles.

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                                    i don't feel like playing with my scrote all day wouldn't it wrinkle back up as soon as it got cold again?

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                                      I mean the iron would work bit it would also cook it and leave you infertile and open to potential infection

                                      The skin there is supposed to be naturally looser because those parts need room to move

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                                        I once posted a joke on Reddit about ironing my sack to get the wrinkles out. It got upvoted pretty heavily. Is there a chance this is my fault?

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                                        Wasn't there a joke on reddit about using glue on pizza that google stupid AI picked up as serious

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                                          Can confirm, use this trick before every night out. AMA.

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                                          What's your favorite dinosaur?

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