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    The seven inches enderman right there is more useful than you think when you can stack the teleports together

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      Depending on how fast you can teleport you could move pretty quickly. Even 12 teleports a second gets you 4.5 mph in any direction. Could be useful depending on the cooldown but for any significant speed you’d need to teleport really quickly. 20 teleports a second is almost 8 mph

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        Okay, I'll bite this time.

        1. Don't see any use.
        2. Sell gravel. Become rich.
        3. If no cooldown you can spam and teleport anywhere as long as there's a path between A and B
        4. Not sure.
        5. Turning on every toaster in the world at the same time would probably cripple the various power grids globally.
        6. If it stacks you could look quite young.
        7. Could probably make some money checking if safes are empty or not. Doesn't say anything about distance. Could remotely check containers for people. Depends as well on the definition of empty.
        8. Would be hugely beneficial to some archeologists.
        9. For anyone who is unable to walk currently this would be good. What happens if you cut your legs off? Can you fly afterwards?
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          1. breed oysters > profit
          2. sell gravel
          3. still prob useful if you chain teleport real fast?
          4. why
          5. must be a job somewhere for you
          6. can instantly tell if a container isnt empty, work in customs or something?
          7. doctorate in archeology
          8. albert einstein when? now? yikes, when he was young? depends on your relative age and physical form
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          Communication doesn't mean you can breed them. I can communicate with you and someone else but it doesn't mean that I can convince you to breed.

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            3 means general immunity to locked doors and restraints

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              3 means general immunity to locked doors and restraints

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              Doors no... handcuffs yes.

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                There’s no cooldown so you can teleport an infinite distance as long as it’s magic Star Trek teleportation and not The Prestige murder based teleportation

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                Star Trek teleportation might also be a bit murdery. You are disassembled to your molecules, sent over in a high energy beam and reassembled. Also there's a mild risk to end up in an evil mirror universe.

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                  Depending on how fast you can teleport you could move pretty quickly. Even 12 teleports a second gets you 4.5 mph in any direction. Could be useful depending on the cooldown but for any significant speed you’d need to teleport really quickly. 20 teleports a second is almost 8 mph

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                  It does raise the question on if this could be useful in some sort of hand to hand combat situation. What happens if I my fist is 6" away from your face and I teleport 7" forward? I guess the same question applies to walls. If I can just teleport through matter, then it's usefulness is suddenly quite high.

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                    It does raise the question on if this could be useful in some sort of hand to hand combat situation. What happens if I my fist is 6" away from your face and I teleport 7" forward? I guess the same question applies to walls. If I can just teleport through matter, then it's usefulness is suddenly quite high.

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                    Only if you don’t value your hand. Perhaps you could teleport a hammer into someone’s face

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                      Doors no... handcuffs yes.

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                      Most doors are not 7" thick...

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                        Could definitely use free gravel

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                          Even if we decide that the teleport might not get you through doors, if you could spam it faster than (works out maths...) 10 times per second, they you could hover, or really slowly fly (about 0.8 inches per second horizontally)

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                            Or across an 8" ocean.

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                            I worked this out. If you teleport up and slightly forwards each time and can do it more than 10 times per second, you can hover and move forward at nearly an inch per second.

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                              ANY toaster. If you go to a wedding or any formal event with drinks, you can control whoever's giving the toast. That could be pretty powerful.

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                                Are we talking about Albert Einstein in his prime, or Albert Einstein now?

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                                Could we put Einstein's bones in a centrifuge, and run at 200km/h?

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                                  Most doors are not 7" thick...

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                                  But people are more than 7" thick. It depends on how you interpret it I guess, I read it as moving 7" in any direction which means you'll still overlap with your own body, but if you read it as there being a 7" gap between where you were and where you are now then it would work.

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                                    Most doors are not 7" thick...

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                                    But people are. Even if the door is the thickness of paper, if you teleport 7in through it then youre still telefragged

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                                      Most doors are not 7" thick...

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                                      The door might not be, but what about the person? Pretty sure most adults are more than 7" thick from sternum to spine. If you're back is only moving 7" forward you're going to end up in the door.

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                                        Okay, I'll bite this time.

                                        1. Don't see any use.
                                        2. Sell gravel. Become rich.
                                        3. If no cooldown you can spam and teleport anywhere as long as there's a path between A and B
                                        4. Not sure.
                                        5. Turning on every toaster in the world at the same time would probably cripple the various power grids globally.
                                        6. If it stacks you could look quite young.
                                        7. Could probably make some money checking if safes are empty or not. Doesn't say anything about distance. Could remotely check containers for people. Depends as well on the definition of empty.
                                        8. Would be hugely beneficial to some archeologists.
                                        9. For anyone who is unable to walk currently this would be good. What happens if you cut your legs off? Can you fly afterwards?
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                                        1. Don't see any use.

                                        1. Not sure Might be useful, but who nose.

                                        FTFY

                                        1. ...Depends as well on the definition of empty.

                                        "Yep, another container that does not contain a perfect vacuum. Should have taken the free gravel pill..."

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                                          Most doors are not 7" thick...

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                                          They aren't, but your body is. If you move just 7 inches forward, part of your body might merge with the door.

                                          This is Nightcrawler's worse nightmare, BTW.

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