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  • Z [email protected]

    It does raise the question on if this could be useful in some sort of hand to hand combat situation. What happens if I my fist is 6" away from your face and I teleport 7" forward? I guess the same question applies to walls. If I can just teleport through matter, then it's usefulness is suddenly quite high.

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    Only if you don’t value your hand. Perhaps you could teleport a hammer into someone’s face

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      Doors no... handcuffs yes.

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      Most doors are not 7" thick...

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        Could definitely use free gravel

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          Even if we decide that the teleport might not get you through doors, if you could spam it faster than (works out maths...) 10 times per second, they you could hover, or really slowly fly (about 0.8 inches per second horizontally)

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            Or across an 8" ocean.

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            I worked this out. If you teleport up and slightly forwards each time and can do it more than 10 times per second, you can hover and move forward at nearly an inch per second.

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              ANY toaster. If you go to a wedding or any formal event with drinks, you can control whoever's giving the toast. That could be pretty powerful.

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              • B [email protected]

                Are we talking about Albert Einstein in his prime, or Albert Einstein now?

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                Could we put Einstein's bones in a centrifuge, and run at 200km/h?

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                • Z [email protected]

                  Most doors are not 7" thick...

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                  But people are more than 7" thick. It depends on how you interpret it I guess, I read it as moving 7" in any direction which means you'll still overlap with your own body, but if you read it as there being a 7" gap between where you were and where you are now then it would work.

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                  • Z [email protected]

                    Most doors are not 7" thick...

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                    But people are. Even if the door is the thickness of paper, if you teleport 7in through it then youre still telefragged

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                      Most doors are not 7" thick...

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                      The door might not be, but what about the person? Pretty sure most adults are more than 7" thick from sternum to spine. If you're back is only moving 7" forward you're going to end up in the door.

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                      • B [email protected]

                        Okay, I'll bite this time.

                        1. Don't see any use.
                        2. Sell gravel. Become rich.
                        3. If no cooldown you can spam and teleport anywhere as long as there's a path between A and B
                        4. Not sure.
                        5. Turning on every toaster in the world at the same time would probably cripple the various power grids globally.
                        6. If it stacks you could look quite young.
                        7. Could probably make some money checking if safes are empty or not. Doesn't say anything about distance. Could remotely check containers for people. Depends as well on the definition of empty.
                        8. Would be hugely beneficial to some archeologists.
                        9. For anyone who is unable to walk currently this would be good. What happens if you cut your legs off? Can you fly afterwards?
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                        1. Don't see any use.

                        1. Not sure Might be useful, but who nose.

                        FTFY

                        1. ...Depends as well on the definition of empty.

                        "Yep, another container that does not contain a perfect vacuum. Should have taken the free gravel pill..."

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                          Most doors are not 7" thick...

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                          They aren't, but your body is. If you move just 7 inches forward, part of your body might merge with the door.

                          This is Nightcrawler's worse nightmare, BTW.

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                            Unless you mix with the door and all molecules in your body mess up and you die.

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                            The Door.

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                              1. Damn you Plutarch!
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                              • B [email protected]

                                Communication doesn't mean you can breed them. I can communicate with you and someone else but it doesn't mean that I can convince you to breed.

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                                No but you could gain a greater understanding of their needs. You can always learn the job on top of that. Oyster probably don't need much convincing anyway.

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                                  Gravel is basically free already. The real cost is putting it where you want it to be.

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                                    ANY toaster. If you go to a wedding or any formal event with drinks, you can control whoever's giving the toast. That could be pretty powerful.

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                                    Puppeteering at its finest.

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                                      No but you could gain a greater understanding of their needs. You can always learn the job on top of that. Oyster probably don't need much convincing anyway.

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                                      Yeah that is true.

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                                        Gravel is basically free already. The real cost is putting it where you want it to be.

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                                        I mean that is the best pill. It's like inheriting a free quarry. I could instantly undercut every other quarry and would not need to maintain any of the crushers or land to provide any type of gravel.

                                        I'm definitely choosing that one for sure.

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                                        • amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.comA [email protected]

                                          Yeah, but you’d still be hot.

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                                          You wouldn't be though. It's 10 hours younger looking (presumably than your actual age, so it doesn't stack)

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