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  • quinnycoded@sh.itjust.worksQ [email protected]

    propane property president... pink
    I out of good words šŸ˜ž

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    Meth users need their vitamin C too.

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    • quinnycoded@sh.itjust.worksQ [email protected]

      propane property president... pink
      I out of good words šŸ˜ž

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      Who the heck puts orange juice inside lightbulbs?

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      • lillypip@lemmy.caL [email protected]

        Why can’t some people resist putting things in every orifice? There’s gotta be some innate drive to do this. Does anyone here relate? What’s the attraction? I want to understand. Seeing weird-shaped things is clearly appealing somehow.

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        Hey I see something I'm going to try to fit in my ass, my mouth or both and it's perfectly natural.

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          Hey I see something I'm going to try to fit in my ass, my mouth or both and it's perfectly natural.

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          I can vibe with that.

          I guess my question is more about the ā€˜challenge’ objects. Like I get wanting to put things places, but it’s the stuff that lands you in YouTube compilations due to ā€˜misadventure’, that clearly looked risky, that gets me.

          Putting the OP bottles in places, or getting your nuts trapped in the slats of a park bench such that the fire department has to remove them, things like that.

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          • lillypip@lemmy.caL [email protected]

            I can vibe with that.

            I guess my question is more about the ā€˜challenge’ objects. Like I get wanting to put things places, but it’s the stuff that lands you in YouTube compilations due to ā€˜misadventure’, that clearly looked risky, that gets me.

            Putting the OP bottles in places, or getting your nuts trapped in the slats of a park bench such that the fire department has to remove them, things like that.

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            It happens to the best of us and sometimes squirrel nuts too.

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              It happens to the best of us and sometimes squirrel nuts too.

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              I found that distressing. I’m gonna assume OP manhandled that dude’s nuts after filming for my own sanity.

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              • lillypip@lemmy.caL [email protected]

                I found that distressing. I’m gonna assume OP manhandled that dude’s nuts after filming for my own sanity.

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                Maybe he just left the little guy hanging.

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                  Maybe he just left the little guy hanging.

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                  (ćƒŽą² ē›Šą² )ćƒŽå½”ā”»ā”ā”»

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                    Judging by the labels? New Yorkers 🤷

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                    • quinnycoded@sh.itjust.worksQ [email protected]

                      propane property president... pink
                      I out of good words šŸ˜ž

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                      What happens if you screw it in and turn on the power?

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                      • ininewcrow@lemmy.caI [email protected]

                        Do you have the 100 watt flavor?

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                        Hey only what you see here, pal.

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                        • nightlight17776@lemmy.caN [email protected]

                          What happens if you screw it in and turn on the power?

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                          Depends. Probably nothing spectacular. At best you'll get a "pop" an OJ-glass explosion and a breaker needs to be switched back on. More likely nothing. Shake it up first if you're gonna try it

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                          • quinnycoded@sh.itjust.worksQ [email protected]

                            propane property president... pink
                            I out of good words šŸ˜ž

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                            Lot of questions, but mine is how do you set it down after taking a sip?

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                            • lillypip@lemmy.caL [email protected]

                              Why can’t some people resist putting things in every orifice? There’s gotta be some innate drive to do this. Does anyone here relate? What’s the attraction? I want to understand. Seeing weird-shaped things is clearly appealing somehow.

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                              All our ancestors who were squeamish about inserting new things into every orifice eventually starved and died off.

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                              • nightlight17776@lemmy.caN [email protected]

                                What happens if you screw it in and turn on the power?

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                                I think the tip is not connected so there won't be a reaction. If both electrodes are touching the juice (unlikely), it may start to boil (and chemically react via electrolysis) and break the glass but the breaker will almost certainly pop before then. Strange that I can't find videos of people doing it.

                                My grandpa used to have a vodka one, and it specifically warned about a fire hazard if powered...

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                                • quinnycoded@sh.itjust.worksQ [email protected]

                                  propane property president... pink
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                                  Do NOT tell the 1 man 1 jar guy about this

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                                    Do NOT tell the 1 man 1 jar guy about this

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                                    I've heard we have taste buds in our ass, wanna test it?

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                                    • quinnycoded@sh.itjust.worksQ [email protected]

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                                      Why are there so many image search results for orange juice lightbulb

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                                      • meatpilot@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                                        Lot of questions, but mine is how do you set it down after taking a sip?

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                                        https://www.kartelllabware.com/en/products/plastilab/clamps-and-supports/round-bottom-flask-holder/

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                                        • quinnycoded@sh.itjust.worksQ [email protected]

                                          propane property president... pink
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                                          whose bright idea was this?

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