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Plump prophet proved perfectly precise

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  • lillypip@lemmy.caL [email protected]

    I found that distressing. I’m gonna assume OP manhandled that dude’s nuts after filming for my own sanity.

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    Maybe he just left the little guy hanging.

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      Maybe he just left the little guy hanging.

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      (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

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        Judging by the labels? New Yorkers 🤷

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        • quinnycoded@sh.itjust.worksQ [email protected]

          propane property president... pink
          I out of good words 😞

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          What happens if you screw it in and turn on the power?

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          • ininewcrow@lemmy.caI [email protected]

            Do you have the 100 watt flavor?

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            Hey only what you see here, pal.

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            • nightlight17776@lemmy.caN [email protected]

              What happens if you screw it in and turn on the power?

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              Depends. Probably nothing spectacular. At best you'll get a "pop" an OJ-glass explosion and a breaker needs to be switched back on. More likely nothing. Shake it up first if you're gonna try it

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              • quinnycoded@sh.itjust.worksQ [email protected]

                propane property president... pink
                I out of good words 😞

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                Lot of questions, but mine is how do you set it down after taking a sip?

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                • lillypip@lemmy.caL [email protected]

                  Why can’t some people resist putting things in every orifice? There’s gotta be some innate drive to do this. Does anyone here relate? What’s the attraction? I want to understand. Seeing weird-shaped things is clearly appealing somehow.

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                  All our ancestors who were squeamish about inserting new things into every orifice eventually starved and died off.

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                  • nightlight17776@lemmy.caN [email protected]

                    What happens if you screw it in and turn on the power?

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                    I think the tip is not connected so there won't be a reaction. If both electrodes are touching the juice (unlikely), it may start to boil (and chemically react via electrolysis) and break the glass but the breaker will almost certainly pop before then. Strange that I can't find videos of people doing it.

                    My grandpa used to have a vodka one, and it specifically warned about a fire hazard if powered...

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                    • quinnycoded@sh.itjust.worksQ [email protected]

                      propane property president... pink
                      I out of good words 😞

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                      Do NOT tell the 1 man 1 jar guy about this

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                        Do NOT tell the 1 man 1 jar guy about this

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                        I've heard we have taste buds in our ass, wanna test it?

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                        • quinnycoded@sh.itjust.worksQ [email protected]

                          propane property president... pink
                          I out of good words 😞

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                          Why are there so many image search results for orange juice lightbulb

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                            Lot of questions, but mine is how do you set it down after taking a sip?

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                            https://www.kartelllabware.com/en/products/plastilab/clamps-and-supports/round-bottom-flask-holder/

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                            • quinnycoded@sh.itjust.worksQ [email protected]

                              propane property president... pink
                              I out of good words 😞

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                              whose bright idea was this?

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                              • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                                All our ancestors who were squeamish about inserting new things into every orifice eventually starved and died off.

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                                Can confirm. Not squeamish per se, but not interested in putting things into any holes (other than food in mouth, and even that’s a pretty weak drive) and I’m definitely not passing on my shit genes, so.

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                                • meatpilot@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                                  Lot of questions, but mine is how do you set it down after taking a sip?

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                                  It's really good juice

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