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You have to make 40 dollars in 3 hours or your family will explode. What do you do?

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    Work for 1.5 hours and take a nap.

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      Before or after tax?

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        Go to a cash dispenser

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          Hop on the Uber hamster wheel again. And again. And again.

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          • buboscandiacus@mander.xyzB [email protected]

            Go to a cash dispenser

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            Can you grab some for me, too, while you're there?

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            • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

              I could suck one dick and have $60 to get my family dinner after their ordeal.

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              Hell of an hourly rate, unless you're wildly attentive.

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                I scroll on my phone for a bit and call it a day.

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                • humanius@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                  Assuming you get your paycheck either weekly or monthly, you won't have $40 after 3 hours through, even if you did $40 worth of work.

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                  make $40

                  Doesn't say you have to acquire it personally.

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                  • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                    I could suck one dick and have $60 to get my family dinner after their ordeal.

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                    You guys are getting paid?

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                      Start suckin and fuckin 🫡

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                        make $40

                        Doesn't say you have to acquire it personally.

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                        what about "make" as in "create"

                        everyone's family explodes in this thread

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                          Donating plasma only takes about an hour

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                            I would just ask my brother to give me $40. I think he would probably do that to avoid exploding.

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                            This is the winner in my book

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                              Just pick up a shift at work.

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                                "loving family"

                                Oh honey...

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                                But step bro...

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                                  am I already scheduled for a shift? I make that hourly.

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                                    40 dollars? That's all? I'm salaried and can work any hours I want to, so I guess I'm logging in at work and writing a few lines of code or answering some emails.

                                    Twenty minutes will do it. Probably round it up to half an hour just to be safe. And honestly, if I get into the zone, an hour will fly by, easy.

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                                      Can't I just take $40 out of my wallet?

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                                        Go to work for an hour

                                        Take my bottles to the depot

                                        Ask a buddy to spot me 40

                                        Sell a couple things

                                        … check my bank account?

                                        $40 isn’t that much money…

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                                        • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                                          Hell of an hourly rate, unless you're wildly attentive.

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                                          $33 an hour is a lot? I'm not up on the dick sucking market, but that seems like a good deal.

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