You have to make 40 dollars in 3 hours or your family will explode. What do you do?
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Go to a cash dispenser
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Hop on the Uber hamster wheel again. And again. And again.
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Go to a cash dispenser
Can you grab some for me, too, while you're there?
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I could suck one dick and have $60 to get my family dinner after their ordeal.
Hell of an hourly rate, unless you're wildly attentive.
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I scroll on my phone for a bit and call it a day.
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Assuming you get your paycheck either weekly or monthly, you won't have $40 after 3 hours through, even if you did $40 worth of work.
make $40
Doesn't say you have to acquire it personally.
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I could suck one dick and have $60 to get my family dinner after their ordeal.
You guys are getting paid?
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Start suckin and fuckin 🫡
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make $40
Doesn't say you have to acquire it personally.
what about "make" as in "create"
everyone's family explodes in this thread
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Donating plasma only takes about an hour
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I would just ask my brother to give me $40. I think he would probably do that to avoid exploding.
This is the winner in my book
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Just pick up a shift at work.
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"loving family"
Oh honey...
But step bro...
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am I already scheduled for a shift? I make that hourly.
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40 dollars? That's all? I'm salaried and can work any hours I want to, so I guess I'm logging in at work and writing a few lines of code or answering some emails.
Twenty minutes will do it. Probably round it up to half an hour just to be safe. And honestly, if I get into the zone, an hour will fly by, easy.
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Can't I just take $40 out of my wallet?
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Go to work for an hour
Take my bottles to the depot
Ask a buddy to spot me 40
Sell a couple things
… check my bank account?
$40 isn’t that much money…
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Hell of an hourly rate, unless you're wildly attentive.
$33 an hour is a lot? I'm not up on the dick sucking market, but that seems like a good deal.
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Um...my job?
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Grab all the canned stuff I made at home, and either just ask my mother to buy all them for 40 (a family member can pay me, right?) or convince the family friend who loves the candied jalapeños to buy them.
