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  • C [email protected]

    The black pudding doesn't sound appetising. My grandma never made. We would have weetabix some mornings.

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    It might not sound appetising but it tastes great. Try it sometime. And in a full English is where it’s best with a little egg, beans and tomato. Lush.

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    • hossenfeffer@feddit.ukH [email protected]

      This is not a full English due to the following issues or errors:

      • Fried eggs are ideal, poached acceptable, and some oddballs like scrambled. Boiled egg is not acceptable. There should be two eggs as standard, more if the breakfast is a 'large'.
      • It's missing baked beans, which should have been simmered until the sauce thickens into a syrup.
      • While cafes love to serve this kind of tomato that's only because it's easy to keep a pot of chopped, tinned tomatoes warm. If you're going tinned, they should be good quality whole plum tomatoes. But well-grilled fresh tomatoes are preferable. No cherries. No vine attached. Definitely no raw tomato.
      • It's missing the black pudding which elevates the humble fry-up into the glory that is a proper full English.
      • Experienced afficionados of the full English almost all prefer cooked sausages over raw ones.
      • The mushrooms look like they came in a tin. Ideally whole field or chestnut mushrooms shoud be used.
      • There seems to be a lack of hot buttered toast (with optional marmelade).

      There is hearty debate amongst the governing body of the full English about whether or not hash browns are acceptable on a breakfast. Many declare them to be unwanted compared to, for example, bubble and squeak or a tattie scone, or even fried potatoes, or a fried slice for that matter. They go further and label them 'trash browns', 'American nonsense', or just 'shite'. Personally I don't mind them, and consider them to be an optional addition, but not a core requirement of the full English. There are many other optional additions, not to mention regional specialities which render an Ulster fry very different to a full Welsh or a full Scottish. Hogs pudding, white pudding, fruit pudding, haggis, Lorne sausage, potato farl, soda bread, laverbread, kidneys, etc.

      There is also a hugely spirited disagreement over the serving of baked beans. There are, by-and-large, three schools of thought with regards the beans (not counting those poor,deluded fools who don't like them). Firstly there's the 'put the beans in a pot' faction who are scared of bean juice contaminating other ingredients. Secondly there are those who eschew the ramekin, considering them to be one of the ultimate signs of pretention. They insist that the beans should be on the plate, but segregated from the other ingredients by a barrier of sausages. Lastly, there is the sane and balanced group who believe that the beans should be put on the plate with no barrier, ideally in the middle. This group of illuminated Full Monty enjoyers recognise that the mixing of bean juice, tomato juice, and egg yolk forms the most perfect gravy of the gods. I, myself, am in the latter camp.

      I am available for for keynote speeches on the subject should anyone be organising a full English conference.

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      I think that a full english isn't an exclusionary meal. I think there are a few factors it needs to be in the category of full english but that there are many variations and additions or subtractions that still count.

      In my opinion the only things required for a full english are any 4 of the following:

      • fried eggs
      • sausages
      • bacon
      • beans
      • toast

      Anything less is not "full" and anything more is a variation of the full english.

      Hash browns? Sure! ulsterfry? Go for it! Mushrooms? Absolutely! Tomatoes (grilled of course) yes please! Black pudding (not for me) bring it on!

      But there is no singular thing that makes it a full english, it just has to have enough of the core ingredients to meet the criteria.

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        Gross, I'll stick to a bigass plate full of tofu scramble.

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          I think that a full english isn't an exclusionary meal. I think there are a few factors it needs to be in the category of full english but that there are many variations and additions or subtractions that still count.

          In my opinion the only things required for a full english are any 4 of the following:

          • fried eggs
          • sausages
          • bacon
          • beans
          • toast

          Anything less is not "full" and anything more is a variation of the full english.

          Hash browns? Sure! ulsterfry? Go for it! Mushrooms? Absolutely! Tomatoes (grilled of course) yes please! Black pudding (not for me) bring it on!

          But there is no singular thing that makes it a full english, it just has to have enough of the core ingredients to meet the criteria.

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          What you describe is a mere fry-up. The required ingredients of a full English are eggs, bacon, sausage, black pudding, beans, and tomato. Six perfect ingredients.

          There’s nothing wrong with a fry-up, mind you. But it’s not a full English without the six.

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            I'm not English but I thought there should be toast and beans. The sausage looks anemic.

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            Yeah, what is with that sausage? It looks absolutely disgusting.

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              I love a loaded breakfast, especially before working in the garage or hauling things around.

              Some people don't seem to appreciate a hearty meal. How sad.

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                Don't be ridiculous. Where would they get sunlight in England?

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                • ininewcrow@lemmy.caI [email protected]

                  They placed it under the car with the engine running for five minutes

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                  that's even more specific, I love it lol

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                  • hossenfeffer@feddit.ukH [email protected]

                    What you describe is a mere fry-up. The required ingredients of a full English are eggs, bacon, sausage, black pudding, beans, and tomato. Six perfect ingredients.

                    There’s nothing wrong with a fry-up, mind you. But it’s not a full English without the six.

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                    Historically there is no set version of a full english. What you describe is just your version. It will be, entirely, a social construct. This is why the full english varies so much, its different traditions in different areas and families being passed down, giving everyone a different vision of what it is.

                    Its similar to how everyone has their own christmas traditions, or how fish and chips in the north tend to be more traditionally served with gravy mushy peas and bread+butter. Whereas in the south, typically, they are sold with just ketchup or mayonnaise. But again, not exclusively. They only requirement is a fash and some chips. Everything else is just a variation of that but still counts.

                    This is why i belive that there only needs to be a few core ingredients for a full english to qualify as a full english. After that its all tradition and preference.

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                    • B [email protected]

                      Was that /s ? You can see the cooking marks on the meats, potatoes are crispy, egg is obviously cooked, the tomatoes may have started out a whole tomatoes; you typically roast them in the oven till they are ready to pop open.
                      But may canned tomatoes in this image.

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                      Yeah this whole thread feels like either I've been dropped into a parallel universe or there's something wrong with my monitor settings. Is it really that weird to not want your food totally blackened all over? The bacon and hash browns in particular look like they was taken out at exactly the right moment, just as they're showing the first spots of browning. I wonder if maybe the details aren't showing up clearly on mobile devices or something and people are reacting to that?

                      I'm not judging anyone who likes their food overcooked, but there's no need to be a dick to people who like to taste the meat not the heat.

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                        Sausages are still oinking a little

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                          Don't be ridiculous. Where would they get sunlight in England?

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                          They'd steal it from the Irish and the Scots, just like everything else.

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                          • hossenfeffer@feddit.ukH [email protected]

                            You rarely have a full English followed by a heavy lunch. More likely a heavy nap.

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                            Or a light cardiac arrest.

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                              Historically there is no set version of a full english. What you describe is just your version. It will be, entirely, a social construct. This is why the full english varies so much, its different traditions in different areas and families being passed down, giving everyone a different vision of what it is.

                              Its similar to how everyone has their own christmas traditions, or how fish and chips in the north tend to be more traditionally served with gravy mushy peas and bread+butter. Whereas in the south, typically, they are sold with just ketchup or mayonnaise. But again, not exclusively. They only requirement is a fash and some chips. Everything else is just a variation of that but still counts.

                              This is why i belive that there only needs to be a few core ingredients for a full english to qualify as a full english. After that its all tradition and preference.

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                              Well, you're very welcome to continue enjoying your fry-ups.

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                                Well, you're very welcome to continue enjoying your fry-ups.

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                                And you are very welcome to enjoy your specific version of a full english. 😀

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                                  Cooked via suggestion

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                                  • zoomboingding@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

                                    The seasoning is the bacon grease this all cooks in. Besides salt and pepper for the egg, that's generally all this needs.

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                                    a worrying amount of people seem to only consider habanero peppers as flavourful, anything else is unseasoned

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                                    • umbraroze@slrpnk.netU [email protected]

                                      I see no problems with cooking meals with sunlight. (...as we say here in the solarpunk instance)

                                      However, I do see the practical limitations what comes to attempting to cook meals with sunlight in the UK. I have heard the weather is often not favourable.

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                                      i mean the thing with clouds is that they largely just scatter the sunlight, and i'm pretty sure i've seen a reflector design specifically for that situation which works remarkably well.

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                                        What sort of seasoning would you require on sausages or mushrooms..?

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                                        Salt on mushrooms, herbs on sausages.

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                                          Salt on mushrooms, herbs on sausages.

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                                          Those look like canned champion mushroom, they have salt in them in my experience. What sort of herbs would you put on the sausages?

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