race conditions
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Branding fail so bad that everyone forgets that Java even has a mascot.
There are dozens of us! Millions of devices and dozens of us know about Duke!
Fun fact, Duke is released to the public. I forget in what way exactly, but Oracle freed them (him? it?).
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Igloo is for Idris
Jigsaw is for Java
King is for Kotlin
Lion is for LUA
Monkey is for ...
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Assembly is a little too high level for me. I prefer to directly write machine code.
You may as well be a script kiddie. I leverage my very steady hand and highly magnetized needle to write my code
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The puffer fish is Bash
Yep, it's the one starting everything.
And doing nothing else. And still something manages to no be right.
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Fun fact, some languages are not turing complete and I believe people would still consider them programming languages. They're typically targeted at making mathematical proofs.
I did say "general purpose". And many proof assistants are Turing Complete actually, such as Lean.
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I did say "general purpose". And many proof assistants are Turing Complete actually, such as Lean.
I did say "general purpose".
I did say "fun fact".
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I guess they fixed the weirdness involving calling main later in the program
As in, you call
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The humble
!!operator.Well, also the fact that all variables are non-nullable by default anyway.
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I mean, at the end of the day, if you really understand your language of choice, you know that it is jusf a bunch of fancy libraries and compiler tricks of top of C. So in my mind, I'm a fully evolved programmer in a language, when I could write anything I can write in that language in C instead.
I assume you're joking but just in case you're not.
That is extremely not the case.
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God, I hate javascript so fucking much and the javascript ecosystem.
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Rust: Downloading 7390327 crates...
Same with C and C++ libraries.
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Same with C and C++ libraries.
I literally never had more than 10 dependencies for any standalone program (standalone as in not dependent on a whole ecosystem like KDE)
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God, I hate javascript so fucking much and the javascript ecosystem.
I think it works great. At least I'm don't have to deal with Python
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Same with C and C++ libraries.
Definitely not as egregious as with rust though
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Definitely not as egregious as with rust though
Yes, but you also don't get cargo to find C/C++ libraries.
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Branding fail so bad that everyone forgets that Java even has a mascot.
I thought it was a cup of coffee? A hipster barista in 90’s Memphis style illustration would be most accurate I think.
Damn, I went searching online for some examples and got nothing that was really from back then. Just shitloads of AI vaporware slop. Time to dig out my old design mags I guess.
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Jigsaw is for Java
King is for Kotlin
Lion is for LUA
Monkey is for ...
Monkey is for MoonScript
N is for Node.js
O is for Objective-C
P is for Pascal
Q is for QBasic
R is for R
S is for Swift
T is for TypeScript
U is for ...
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I thought it was a cup of coffee? A hipster barista in 90’s Memphis style illustration would be most accurate I think.
Damn, I went searching online for some examples and got nothing that was really from back then. Just shitloads of AI vaporware slop. Time to dig out my old design mags I guess.
That would be the natural assumption, but Sun didn't do it. I think there is a logo for books, but not one by Sun/Oracle.
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I think it works great. At least I'm don't have to deal with Python
I never had any issues with npm. Moved to bun nowadays and still going strong. If I want to install something, I install it, and then it works.
Setting up anything with pip however...
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I never had any issues with npm. Moved to bun nowadays and still going strong. If I want to install something, I install it, and then it works.
Setting up anything with pip however...
The only thing that sucks about npm are when package dependencies are not updated and dependency hell becomes very real, but that's not really the fault of the package manager.
Yeah, fuck virtual environments and different Python versions.
