race conditions
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C++ is home sick, currently the doctor (compiler) is not sure whether it's got the flu or a terminal cancer.
terminal cancer
"I'm sorry, you've been diagnosed with :(){:|:&};:"
"You have a couple seconds to live."
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Branding fail so bad that everyone forgets that Java even has a mascot.
There are dozens of us! Millions of devices and dozens of us know about Duke!
Fun fact, Duke is released to the public. I forget in what way exactly, but Oracle freed them (him? it?).
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Igloo is for Idris
Jigsaw is for Java
King is for Kotlin
Lion is for LUA
Monkey is for ...
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Assembly is a little too high level for me. I prefer to directly write machine code.
You may as well be a script kiddie. I leverage my very steady hand and highly magnetized needle to write my code
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The puffer fish is Bash
Yep, it's the one starting everything.
And doing nothing else. And still something manages to no be right.
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Fun fact, some languages are not turing complete and I believe people would still consider them programming languages. They're typically targeted at making mathematical proofs.
I did say "general purpose". And many proof assistants are Turing Complete actually, such as Lean.
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I did say "general purpose". And many proof assistants are Turing Complete actually, such as Lean.
I did say "general purpose".
I did say "fun fact".
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I guess they fixed the weirdness involving calling main later in the program
As in, you call
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The humble
!!operator.Well, also the fact that all variables are non-nullable by default anyway.
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I mean, at the end of the day, if you really understand your language of choice, you know that it is jusf a bunch of fancy libraries and compiler tricks of top of C. So in my mind, I'm a fully evolved programmer in a language, when I could write anything I can write in that language in C instead.
I assume you're joking but just in case you're not.
That is extremely not the case.
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God, I hate javascript so fucking much and the javascript ecosystem.
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Rust: Downloading 7390327 crates...
Same with C and C++ libraries.
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Same with C and C++ libraries.
I literally never had more than 10 dependencies for any standalone program (standalone as in not dependent on a whole ecosystem like KDE)
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God, I hate javascript so fucking much and the javascript ecosystem.
I think it works great. At least I'm don't have to deal with Python
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Same with C and C++ libraries.
Definitely not as egregious as with rust though
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Definitely not as egregious as with rust though
Yes, but you also don't get cargo to find C/C++ libraries.
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Branding fail so bad that everyone forgets that Java even has a mascot.
I thought it was a cup of coffee? A hipster barista in 90’s Memphis style illustration would be most accurate I think.
Damn, I went searching online for some examples and got nothing that was really from back then. Just shitloads of AI vaporware slop. Time to dig out my old design mags I guess.
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Jigsaw is for Java
King is for Kotlin
Lion is for LUA
Monkey is for ...
Monkey is for MoonScript
N is for Node.js
O is for Objective-C
P is for Pascal
Q is for QBasic
R is for R
S is for Swift
T is for TypeScript
U is for ...
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I thought it was a cup of coffee? A hipster barista in 90’s Memphis style illustration would be most accurate I think.
Damn, I went searching online for some examples and got nothing that was really from back then. Just shitloads of AI vaporware slop. Time to dig out my old design mags I guess.
That would be the natural assumption, but Sun didn't do it. I think there is a logo for books, but not one by Sun/Oracle.
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I think it works great. At least I'm don't have to deal with Python
I never had any issues with npm. Moved to bun nowadays and still going strong. If I want to install something, I install it, and then it works.
Setting up anything with pip however...
