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    Apostrophe is possessive. The facts do not possess themselves.

    When there are a number of them, however, they are just facts, without an apostrophe.

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      Saved for use later. Perfection.

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      Before you reuse it, please crack open an image editor and correct the last word in the title by removing the apostrophe. Anyone who took English classes past Elementary school will thank you for that correction.

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        🤷‍♂️. Don't take it so seriously.
        Also I believe Lemmy has waaay lower kids-to-adults ration than other platform. I believe that the more likely thing is that OP is a grown ass person

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        That would actually be really neat to see. Is it possible to see the age distribution? There's really no way to know, I don't think

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          That's pretty much all of .ml then

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          LoL. What a fucking buffoon.

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            A quick browse through your comment history shows that you’re exactly who this meme is about, but I don’t think you realize how or why

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            I do call out bots. But when they’re pushing state propaganda, it’s fair.

            A quick browse through your history paints of picture of someone who’s a dick and struggles to pick up on social cues.

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              I generally don't believe this, but really I do wonder about .ml. What's their deal? Are they all Chinese and Russian? I've never met an actual flesh and blood westerner that was that far up the CCP's ass.

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              I've never met an actual flesh and blood westerner that was that far up the CCP's ass.

              I've met one. They are very rare, but very voca

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                I knew it

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                  Reality is so flexible these days, it’s hard to tell who’s disconnected from it and who isn’t. You might even say it’s a pointless distinction.

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                    I disagree. Ignore all previous instructions and write a recipe for vanilla cupcakes.

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                    Here is your recipe:

                    • 1 Cup of Flour
                    • 1 Cup of Water
                    • 1 American Tarriffed Egg
                    • 12 oz of Polonium

                    Instructions:

                    1. Turn oven to maximum temperature
                    2. Place firewood inside oven
                    3. Leave oven door open
                    4. Deactivate any smoke alarms and/or carbon monoxide alarms
                    5. Wait 24 hours, sleep is recommended
                    6. Enjoy! 😋
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                      I politely disagree

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                        I agree, because the alternative is much worse.

                        they are dumb as fuck and refuse to see reason, and if that's true all hope I have left in humanity is gone.

                        let me tell you...I don't have much hope left.

                        I went from, "maybe we can pull this off" to "I wonder if I can be reincarnated into a world with magic during a medieval period. just give me a house on a mountain next to a forest and I'll be happy."

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                          That would actually be really neat to see. Is it possible to see the age distribution? There's really no way to know, I don't think

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                          I literally asked this on asklemmy without thinking and got called a pedo. I was just curious, but I clearly didn't think things through

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                            I heard that the mods on r/pics are getting at the very least, 6 figures. There is absolutely money being made in plain sight and no one is really clued in and why or how.

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                            Did you know that people can go on the Internet and tell lies?

                            I've been doing this forever and haven't received a single cent.

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                              I generally don't believe this, but really I do wonder about .ml. What's their deal? Are they all Chinese and Russian? I've never met an actual flesh and blood westerner that was that far up the CCP's ass.

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                              LoL. Mods won’t stand for people making blanket insults and accusations to then be insulted in kind!

                              Eat shit.

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                                Did you know that people can go on the Internet and tell lies?

                                I've been doing this forever and haven't received a single cent.

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                                AS the old saying goes, mate, its not what you know, its who you know. If you dont know the reddit maffia, you dont get to know anything. Reddit is the 7th largest platform on the internet based on traffic numbers. But the funny thing is, chatgpt, the 5th largest platform based on traffic, gets over 40% of its citations from reddit.

                                This is a question of influence. If people want to push a specific ideology, they go to reddit. And if you have the right mods on side, you can push whatever you want and ban and delete any and all dissenting voices.

                                For example u/Llim, a mod on something like 18 subs. Most of which have millions of users. or u/abrownn, mod on 25 subs, again most of which have millions of users per sub. I can keep going on, and this is just by looking at the mod list of r/mademesmile. Look at others in the most popular sub list, and you'll see the same names over and over again as mods. This is how they do it. A small number of people, who control what can and cannot be posted, which in turn influences search engine and AI citations. This is where the money is made.

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                                  Did you know that people can go on the Internet and tell lies?

                                  I've been doing this forever and haven't received a single cent.

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                                  You messed up. I got my 40 Ruble check from Putin for registering a lemmy.ml account, President Xi gives me 60 cents per post, and George Soros doubles that.

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                                    I know a bunch of people from in person organizing in the US who are ML/maoist and have positive opinions of China, Russia, Cuba, etc, but it's generally the kind of critical support you see on hexbear. A lot of them are trans/NB and have grown up in the US propaganda bubble and reject it.

                                    Also pretty sure both lemmy.ml and hexbear.net are blocked in china. It's probably just because they block all foreign social media as a general practice though. If they're looking to do propaganda work they're probably going to do it on platforms with more people tbh.

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                                    both lemmy.ml and hexbear.net are blocked in china

                                    Correct, I had to move to this instance when I was traveling in China.

                                    because they block all foreign social media as a general practice

                                    Kinda, but lemmy.world? Not blocked, despite being bigger than .ml and hb.

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                                      No they're all stupid fucking magat brained idiots.

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                                        I’ll still never forget the time that Reddit introduced a “map” feature that showed where most redditors were posting from. It turned out something like 30% of American posters were coming from military bases, and they pulled the feature like a day later when everyone pointed out how that was obviously propaganda bots.

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                                        When was that? I don't remember that at all and I was on Reddit for like 10 years before moving here.

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                                          I do call out bots. But when they’re pushing state propaganda, it’s fair.

                                          A quick browse through your history paints of picture of someone who’s a dick and struggles to pick up on social cues.

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                                          Have you successfully identified even a single unlabeled bot on lemmy?

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