Nicaragua amends constitution, grants 'absolute power' to president and his wife

[gmtom@lemmy.world]

Weird that they would extend terms but only by 1 year. If you're already giving yourself total power and will presumably keep extending the term limits, why not just remove then entirely? Or at least make it 10 years or something?

[naich@lemmings.world]

Trump's mini mushroom micro penis is as erect as it can possibly get these days.

[runawayfixer@lemmy.world]

If you're curious what their official children are up to: https://english.elpais.com/usa/2021-04-20/nicaraguas-political-dynasty-heirs-in-a-golden-cage.html

Tldr: the eldest daughter accused her father of sexual abuse and had to run to Costa Rica. The lives of the other 8 adult children + the lives of their families are mostly controlled by the president's wife.

[geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml]

His wife too? How inclusive.

[ihavecrabs111@lemmy.world]

Please don’t detail trumps penis. I’m distressed enough as it is.

[flyingsquid@lemmy.world]

Sounds like a Ferdinand and Imelda Marcos situation.

[flyingsquid@lemmy.world]

Because this way they can say, "this will only last a year." Similar to "dictator on day one only."

[transplantedsconie@lemm.ee]

Let the global free-for-all begin!

Bet he sends Trump a couple million and a thank you card to look the other way

[gissamittjobb@lemmy.ml]

Oh, good. Banger of a year this 2025, really enjoying the unending amounts of despair so far

[idkwhatusernametoputherelolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

What's every country doing? Bingo?

[idkwhatusernametoputherelolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Parricide is an option

[junkernaught@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

A llama? He's supposed to be DEAD!

[monkemischief@lemmy.today]

At this point, regicide, I guess. Lol

[monkemischief@lemmy.today]

Aw c'mon don't be such a downer! I'm sure they'll hold elections still, and just you watch, I bet an suspiciously-specific 98% of voters* are just gonna love these folks for another 6 years...and another, even!

/s
(In case it's needed. Lol)

[monkemischief@lemmy.today]

"Why do we even have that lever?"

[captainlezbian@lemmy.world]

I'm a little impressed by the heel turn of someone who literally fought a civil war against the right wing going to the right after taking power

[huquad@lemmy.ml]

Write that down!