What are the signs you've noticed that you're getting older?
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They Might Be Older (Still)
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Honestly I’ve been getting much happier the less fucks I give.
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Damn, that’s a long run!
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Holidays are a blur. I don't remember individual years anymore, and every year I'm started at how quickly it became Christmas already.
Ffs we're halfway through February already. I was just putting up the tree like 3 days ago.
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If a terrorist held a gun to my head and ordered me to get on my knees, I would simply have to let them blow my head off because that is no longer possible. Also I have that slight wrinkle at the top of my cleavage, which apparently I can get Botox for. But I'm not going to.
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Inverse correlation
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Using any tool that vibrate much like a string trimmer will irritate where my spine is pinched and I'll regret it for months. It makes me feel useless. Fusing 4 discs in my upper back or neck would almost guaranteed make me feel more useless.
I definitely can't pretend I'm young anymore. It isn't just pain, and when it is pain it's not the worst pain. It makes me unable to feel my arm. I had to get an epidural of steroids to get the inflammation down to get feeling back, and I seem to be at least mildly allergic to that .
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Either you or I take showers very wrong
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Not being able to see at night when the lights turn off
Injuries take longer to recover from
Headlights in the opposite direction cause troubles
Dashboard indicators (like high beams) are much brighter, annoyingly so.
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Are you also in your 30s? Haha
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It actually takes effort for me to get out of my car. Like I'm having to pull myself out.
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Hehe. On mine the cruise, high beam and fog light indicators don't dim with the rest of the dash board.
Luckily they're all along the top row in the centre, so I drape the glasses cleaning cloth over the dashboard to form a little curtain.
I'm in a rural area.
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Early 40s here, and carpal tunnel is finally kicking in
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In my teens and early 20s I used to enjoy snowboarding. I was never any good at it, but at least I could make it down the mountain. Tried again in my 30s, and I could barely even stand on the board. Never made it off the practice hill.
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Getting in and out of cars is painful now. Especially since I drive 90s and 2000s Japanese sports cars, which have a tendency to sit so low that it feels like your ass is dragging on the pavement when you drive them. I have no idea how I'm going to be able to continue driving them 20, 30, 40 years from now. I don't want a giant modern car. Even sedans are SUV-sized these days.
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2 drinks making me feel 100% worse
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Oh man I hear ya in headlights and dashboard lights. NIght driving is getting to be pretty rough for me.
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I didn't know you could botox that!
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I'll tell you when you're older
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Apparently so! Decolletage injection it's called.
