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The Millennial Work Anthem

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  • cm0002@lemmy.worldC [email protected]
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    This made me sad

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    • O [email protected]

      sigh. okay. here you go.

      roses are red,
      work makes you scream.
      my dreams are now dead
      and i only haz meme.

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      #8

      This is acceptable

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        Don't let your dreams just be memes!

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          Aesthetically, I don't like ABBB for "Roses are red...". ABCB is fine, ABBB feels too forceful. And the plurals just turn it into half rhymes anyway. How about :

          Roses are red

          I used to have dreams

          Work is a drag

          But I guess I have memes

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            Roses are red

            Violets are blue

            I've given up

            How about you?

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            • P [email protected]

              I get that paid and laid rhyme, but it's sort of a stretch to connect getting laid to getting paid.

              I mean there are plenty of unemployed and unemployable people getting action.
              maybe like

              Burn the midnight oil

              So I don't eat soil

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              I’ve previously heard:

              I owe, I owe, it’s off to jail I go
              Don’t ever mess with the IRS
              I owe! I owe, I owe, I owe!

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                I thought our work song was:

                🎶"I owe, I owe, It's off to work I go!"🎶

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                • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.worksA [email protected]

                  Aesthetically, I don't like ABBB for "Roses are red...". ABCB is fine, ABBB feels too forceful. And the plurals just turn it into half rhymes anyway. How about :

                  Roses are red

                  I used to have dreams

                  Work is a drag

                  But I guess I have memes

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                  now it's just missing an ACAB rhyme scheme

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                    Boss makes a dollar,

                    I make a dime.

                    That's why I doo-doo

                    on company time.

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                    • venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.orgV [email protected]

                      Boss makes a dollar,

                      I make a dime.

                      That's why I doo-doo

                      on company time.

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                      https://www.musixmatch.com/lyrics/Fercris-Hart-1/Boss-Made-a-Dollar-I-Made-a-Dime

                      Boss made a dollar, I made a dime

                      That was a rhyme from a simpler time

                      Now boss makes a thousand and gives me a cent

                      When I′m an employee who can't pay my rent

                      When the boss makes a million and us workers make jack

                      That′s when I protest and take my life back

                      Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime

                      That's why I shit on company time

                      Boss makes a billion, my prospects are grim

                      Next company party, I'm gonna eat him

                      When the boss makes a million and us workers make jack

                      That′s when we riot and take our lives back

                      We make a penny, the boss makes fifteen

                      Guess who′s in line for the guillotine

                      Boss made a dollar, we made a dime

                      Til' we went to his mansion and burned him alive

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                        Roses are red

                        Democracy is a lie

                        Fascism is Liberalism, but when white people die

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                        • isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.deI [email protected]

                          now it's just missing an ACAB rhyme scheme

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                          I used to have dreams

                          Work is a drag

                          But I guess I have memes

                          Roses are red

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