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    Don't let your dreams just be memes!

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      Aesthetically, I don't like ABBB for "Roses are red...". ABCB is fine, ABBB feels too forceful. And the plurals just turn it into half rhymes anyway. How about :

      Roses are red

      I used to have dreams

      Work is a drag

      But I guess I have memes

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        Roses are red

        Violets are blue

        I've given up

        How about you?

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        • P [email protected]

          I get that paid and laid rhyme, but it's sort of a stretch to connect getting laid to getting paid.

          I mean there are plenty of unemployed and unemployable people getting action.
          maybe like

          Burn the midnight oil

          So I don't eat soil

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          I’ve previously heard:

          I owe, I owe, it’s off to jail I go
          Don’t ever mess with the IRS
          I owe! I owe, I owe, I owe!

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            I thought our work song was:

            🎶"I owe, I owe, It's off to work I go!"🎶

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            • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.worksA [email protected]

              Aesthetically, I don't like ABBB for "Roses are red...". ABCB is fine, ABBB feels too forceful. And the plurals just turn it into half rhymes anyway. How about :

              Roses are red

              I used to have dreams

              Work is a drag

              But I guess I have memes

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              now it's just missing an ACAB rhyme scheme

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                Boss makes a dollar,

                I make a dime.

                That's why I doo-doo

                on company time.

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                • venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.orgV [email protected]

                  Boss makes a dollar,

                  I make a dime.

                  That's why I doo-doo

                  on company time.

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                  https://www.musixmatch.com/lyrics/Fercris-Hart-1/Boss-Made-a-Dollar-I-Made-a-Dime

                  Boss made a dollar, I made a dime

                  That was a rhyme from a simpler time

                  Now boss makes a thousand and gives me a cent

                  When I′m an employee who can't pay my rent

                  When the boss makes a million and us workers make jack

                  That′s when I protest and take my life back

                  Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime

                  That's why I shit on company time

                  Boss makes a billion, my prospects are grim

                  Next company party, I'm gonna eat him

                  When the boss makes a million and us workers make jack

                  That′s when we riot and take our lives back

                  We make a penny, the boss makes fifteen

                  Guess who′s in line for the guillotine

                  Boss made a dollar, we made a dime

                  Til' we went to his mansion and burned him alive

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                    Roses are red

                    Democracy is a lie

                    Fascism is Liberalism, but when white people die

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                    • isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.deI [email protected]

                      now it's just missing an ACAB rhyme scheme

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                      I used to have dreams

                      Work is a drag

                      But I guess I have memes

                      Roses are red

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