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Always wanted to start a cult

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  • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]
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    Will be uncle

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      Will be uncle

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      I'm sorry, applications for uncles closed last week. You may apply for sister next week.

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      • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]
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        Dibs on grandma

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        • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]
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          dibs on black sheep niece you never see or talk about except in hushed tones to whisper that she might be worshiping satan (hint, i am not worshiping satan, i am cooking pasta)

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            Last sentence is a red flag

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            • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

              dibs on black sheep niece you never see or talk about except in hushed tones to whisper that she might be worshiping satan (hint, i am not worshiping satan, i am cooking pasta)

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              Ill fight you for that role. Ill fight you, and ruin thanksgiving.

              And post links to my deviantart page on facebook events for winter solstice.

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              • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

                I'm sorry, applications for uncles closed last week. You may apply for sister next week.

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                Bad offer you have no honor

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                  Dibs on grandma

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                  I already dibbed on grandma all night long

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                    Bad offer you have no honor

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                    How dare you accuse me of lack of honor

                    Only one way to settle this....

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                    • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                      dibs on black sheep niece you never see or talk about except in hushed tones to whisper that she might be worshiping satan (hint, i am not worshiping satan, i am cooking pasta)

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                      But WE are worshipping Satan.

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                      • brobot9000@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                        Last sentence is a red flag

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                        Can we negotiate? How does 70% sound?

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                        • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

                          How dare you accuse me of lack of honor

                          Only one way to settle this....

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                          Family fued?

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                            Family fued?

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                            THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY PUNCHLINE.

                            NOW WHO HAS NO HONOR

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                              Niko, cousin! Let's go bowling!

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                              • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

                                I'm sorry, applications for uncles closed last week. You may apply for sister next week.

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                                What about great-uncle?

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                                  Ill fight you for that role. Ill fight you, and ruin thanksgiving.

                                  And post links to my deviantart page on facebook events for winter solstice.

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                                  It's more fun for me, a big hairy middle aged balding guy, to be the teenage niece though

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                                    Can I be that guy from down the street that seems cool but no one talks to him or knows his name?

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                                    • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                      It's more fun for me, a big hairy middle aged balding guy, to be the teenage niece though

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                                      Shit, you're right. But i was thrown out for being queer as a teen, so never really got to be the teen niece. I've got the whole tragic fucked up thing going, and my dumpster fire burns with the heat of a million dying stars.

                                      So if we're going rule of funny, it's you. Rule of drama, it's me.

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                                        Shit, you're right. But i was thrown out for being queer as a teen, so never really got to be the teen niece. I've got the whole tragic fucked up thing going, and my dumpster fire burns with the heat of a million dying stars.

                                        So if we're going rule of funny, it's you. Rule of drama, it's me.

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                                        this is true. we can have two nieces. i say we don't tell anyone and wear the same clothes, and never be in the same room at the same time.

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                                          But cult so kissing cousins? Right?

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