Always wanted to start a cult
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I'm sorry, applications for uncles closed last week. You may apply for sister next week.
Bad offer you have no honor
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Dibs on grandma
wrote on last edited by [email protected]I already dibbed on grandma all night long
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Bad offer you have no honor
How dare you accuse me of lack of honor
Only one way to settle this....
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dibs on black sheep niece you never see or talk about except in hushed tones to whisper that she might be worshiping satan (hint, i am not worshiping satan, i am cooking pasta)
But WE are worshipping Satan.
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Last sentence is a red flag
Can we negotiate? How does 70% sound?
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How dare you accuse me of lack of honor
Only one way to settle this....
Family fued?
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Family fued?
THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY PUNCHLINE.
NOW WHO HAS NO HONOR
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Niko, cousin! Let's go bowling!
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I'm sorry, applications for uncles closed last week. You may apply for sister next week.
What about great-uncle?
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Ill fight you for that role. Ill fight you, and ruin thanksgiving.
And post links to my deviantart page on facebook events for winter solstice.
It's more fun for me, a big hairy middle aged balding guy, to be the teenage niece though
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Can I be that guy from down the street that seems cool but no one talks to him or knows his name?
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It's more fun for me, a big hairy middle aged balding guy, to be the teenage niece though
Shit, you're right. But i was thrown out for being queer as a teen, so never really got to be the teen niece. I've got the whole tragic fucked up thing going, and my dumpster fire burns with the heat of a million dying stars.
So if we're going rule of funny, it's you. Rule of drama, it's me.
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Shit, you're right. But i was thrown out for being queer as a teen, so never really got to be the teen niece. I've got the whole tragic fucked up thing going, and my dumpster fire burns with the heat of a million dying stars.
So if we're going rule of funny, it's you. Rule of drama, it's me.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]this is true. we can have two nieces. i say we don't tell anyone and wear the same clothes, and never be in the same room at the same time.
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But cult so kissing cousins? Right?
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But cult so kissing cousins? Right?
That was the case pre cult too
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Can we negotiate? How does 70% sound?
The Old Ones will brook no compromise with these infantile new-age deities.
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Can I be the cousin that is never present, unless there's an emergency?
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this is true. we can have two nieces. i say we don't tell anyone and wear the same clothes, and never be in the same room at the same time.
Hey niece, I like your new look. Glad to see you rocking the big, hairy middle age guy look. Really digging then balding. What made you decide this new look?
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I mean, if you believe in the Bible, everyone on the planet is related.
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I call dibs on being "Cousin Johnny"
I will only attend baptisms, weddings, funerals, and maybe the social events afterwards.
