Always wanted to start a cult

[ourkaos@lemmy.today]

Can I be that guy from down the street that seems cool but no one talks to him or knows his name?

[outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Shit, you're right. But i was thrown out for being queer as a teen, so never really got to be the teen niece. I've got the whole tragic fucked up thing going, and my dumpster fire burns with the heat of a million dying stars.

So if we're going rule of funny, it's you. Rule of drama, it's me.

[heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world]

this is true. we can have two nieces. i say we don't tell anyone and wear the same clothes, and never be in the same room at the same time.

[ryedaft@sh.itjust.works]

But cult so kissing cousins? Right?

[snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

That was the case pre cult too

[gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works]

The Old Ones will brook no compromise with these infantile new-age deities.

[svcross@lemmy.world]

Can I be the cousin that is never present, unless there's an emergency?

[shaggysnacks@lemmy.myserv.one]

Hey niece, I like your new look. Glad to see you rocking the big, hairy middle age guy look. Really digging then balding. What made you decide this new look?

[kolanaki@pawb.social]

I mean, if you believe in the Bible, everyone on the planet is related. ‍️

[wilco@lemm.ee]

I call dibs on being "Cousin Johnny"
I will only attend baptisms, weddings, funerals, and maybe the social events afterwards.

[yourmomstrashman@lemmy.world]

Can I be house cat. meow mreow meow mrrrp

[mintyfresh@lemmy.world]

Believe it biach, were all cousins, on our mamas side