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Always wanted to start a cult

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    Ill fight you for that role. Ill fight you, and ruin thanksgiving.

    And post links to my deviantart page on facebook events for winter solstice.

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    It's more fun for me, a big hairy middle aged balding guy, to be the teenage niece though

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      Can I be that guy from down the street that seems cool but no one talks to him or knows his name?

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      • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

        It's more fun for me, a big hairy middle aged balding guy, to be the teenage niece though

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        Shit, you're right. But i was thrown out for being queer as a teen, so never really got to be the teen niece. I've got the whole tragic fucked up thing going, and my dumpster fire burns with the heat of a million dying stars.

        So if we're going rule of funny, it's you. Rule of drama, it's me.

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          Shit, you're right. But i was thrown out for being queer as a teen, so never really got to be the teen niece. I've got the whole tragic fucked up thing going, and my dumpster fire burns with the heat of a million dying stars.

          So if we're going rule of funny, it's you. Rule of drama, it's me.

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          this is true. we can have two nieces. i say we don't tell anyone and wear the same clothes, and never be in the same room at the same time.

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            But cult so kissing cousins? Right?

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              But cult so kissing cousins? Right?

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              That was the case pre cult too

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              • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

                Can we negotiate? How does 70% sound?

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                The Old Ones will brook no compromise with these infantile new-age deities.

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                  Can I be the cousin that is never present, unless there's an emergency?

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                  • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                    this is true. we can have two nieces. i say we don't tell anyone and wear the same clothes, and never be in the same room at the same time.

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                    Hey niece, I like your new look. Glad to see you rocking the big, hairy middle age guy look. Really digging then balding. What made you decide this new look?

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                      I mean, if you believe in the Bible, everyone on the planet is related. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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                        I call dibs on being "Cousin Johnny"
                        I will only attend baptisms, weddings, funerals, and maybe the social events afterwards.

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                          Can I be house cat. meow mreow meow mrrrp

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                            I mean, if you believe in the Bible, everyone on the planet is related. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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                            Believe it biach, were all cousins, on our mamas side

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