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  • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]
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    The elusive stomach penis.

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    • sevon@lemmy.kde.socialS [email protected]

      Next up: the real reason we all stopped breathing oxygen

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      [Dissenting silence]

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      • groolthedemon@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

        Yeah! Fuck pullover hoodies. They literally suck. When you get warm, instead of simply unzipping I gotta pull the whole thing off and over my head. Then my Tshirt and hair get messed up and it's a whole thing. Zipups forever. I'll die on this hill.

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        I prefer my hoodie pocket, thank you very much.

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          Just let your penis hang out so people don't confuse your hoodie for a bulge.

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          • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]
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            Fellas is it gay to have a fake boner because of my hoodie?

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              I prefer my hoodie pocket, thank you very much.

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              Why have one when you can have two?

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                Why have one when you can have two?

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                Two shitty pockets that can't fit something like a DS in it.

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                  Two shitty pockets that can't fit something like a DS in it.

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                  You need to buy better hoodies, I can fit so much shit in my favorite zip up 😛

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                    Two shitty pockets that can't fit something like a DS in it.

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                    What kind of hoodies are you buying? I can fit a DS in my ass pocket ffs

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                    • groolthedemon@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                      Yeah! Fuck pullover hoodies. They literally suck. When you get warm, instead of simply unzipping I gotta pull the whole thing off and over my head. Then my Tshirt and hair get messed up and it's a whole thing. Zipups forever. I'll die on this hill.

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                      And there's the chance of getting my glasses smudged, because of course I'm too lazy to take those off beforehand.

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                        Two shitty pockets that can't fit something like a DS in it.

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                        My zip up hoodie has a back pocket that can fit a full ass 1,5litre coke bottle 😆

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                          My zip up hoodie has a back pocket that can fit a full ass 1,5litre coke bottle 😆

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                          I don't think I've ever seen a hoodie with a back pocket. Seems there are a few styles though. I can't imagine using it all that much since it's going to be uncomfortable using any seat with a back to it.

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                          • fishos@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                            May I join you on this hill?

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                            Absofuckinlutely

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                              And there's the chance of getting my glasses smudged, because of course I'm too lazy to take those off beforehand.

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                              Or violently ripped from your face and swallowed up in a tangle of fabric

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                              • groolthedemon@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                                Absofuckinlutely

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                                I'll bring chairs and a blanket

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                                  Just fold the bottom of the jacket in.

                                  Or, you know. Have good posture lol.

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                                    Erm, we stopped wearing them?

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                                    I guess some are legit too embarrassed to wear them. And to me that's hilarious, that's some 18th century "can't say chicken breast" type of nonsense

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                                      There's no shame in flaunting your hoodickie

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                                        Because they hide the boner

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                                          EDIT: I get it, the consensus is that this is incorrect. I retract my statement.

                                          Surprised no one has said this yet:

                                          This happens when you put zip-up clothing in the dryer. The fabric shrinks and shifts but the metal/plastic zipper doesn't, creating a size mismatch that results in a bulge. Hang-dry your zip-up hoodies instead. I have hoodies that are close to a decade old and still haven't begun to bunch up because they've never seen the inside of a dryer.

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