LET ME DREAM
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Just let your penis hang out so people don't confuse your hoodie for a bulge.
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Fellas is it gay to have a fake boner because of my hoodie?
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I prefer my hoodie pocket, thank you very much.
Why have one when you can have two?
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Why have one when you can have two?
Two shitty pockets that can't fit something like a DS in it.
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Two shitty pockets that can't fit something like a DS in it.
You need to buy better hoodies, I can fit so much shit in my favorite zip up
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Two shitty pockets that can't fit something like a DS in it.
What kind of hoodies are you buying? I can fit a DS in my ass pocket ffs
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Yeah! Fuck pullover hoodies. They literally suck. When you get warm, instead of simply unzipping I gotta pull the whole thing off and over my head. Then my Tshirt and hair get messed up and it's a whole thing. Zipups forever. I'll die on this hill.
And there's the chance of getting my glasses smudged, because of course I'm too lazy to take those off beforehand.
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Two shitty pockets that can't fit something like a DS in it.
My zip up hoodie has a back pocket that can fit a full ass 1,5litre coke bottle
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My zip up hoodie has a back pocket that can fit a full ass 1,5litre coke bottle
I don't think I've ever seen a hoodie with a back pocket. Seems there are a few styles though. I can't imagine using it all that much since it's going to be uncomfortable using any seat with a back to it.
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May I join you on this hill?
Absofuckinlutely
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And there's the chance of getting my glasses smudged, because of course I'm too lazy to take those off beforehand.
Or violently ripped from your face and swallowed up in a tangle of fabric
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Absofuckinlutely
I'll bring chairs and a blanket
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Just fold the bottom of the jacket in.
Or, you know. Have good posture lol.
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Erm, we stopped wearing them?
I guess some are legit too embarrassed to wear them. And to me that's hilarious, that's some 18th century "can't say chicken breast" type of nonsense
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There's no shame in flaunting your hoodickie
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Because they hide the boner
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EDIT: I get it, the consensus is that this is incorrect. I retract my statement.
Surprised no one has said this yet:This happens when you put zip-up clothing in the dryer. The fabric shrinks and shifts but the metal/plastic zipper doesn't, creating a size mismatch that results in a bulge. Hang-dry your zip-up hoodies instead. I have hoodies that are close to a decade old and still haven't begun to bunch up because they've never seen the inside of a dryer. -
Yeah! Fuck pullover hoodies. They literally suck. When you get warm, instead of simply unzipping I gotta pull the whole thing off and over my head. Then my Tshirt and hair get messed up and it's a whole thing. Zipups forever. I'll die on this hill.
Hold up, which pullover hoodies are the ones that literally suck? Asking for a friend
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EDIT: I get it, the consensus is that this is incorrect. I retract my statement.
Surprised no one has said this yet:This happens when you put zip-up clothing in the dryer. The fabric shrinks and shifts but the metal/plastic zipper doesn't, creating a size mismatch that results in a bulge. Hang-dry your zip-up hoodies instead. I have hoodies that are close to a decade old and still haven't begun to bunch up because they've never seen the inside of a dryer.This always is happens to my zip-up hoodies, and i've never used a dryer in my life.
I believe it's just that the zipper is stiffer than the fabric, so it does not fold the same way as fabric does. -
EDIT: I get it, the consensus is that this is incorrect. I retract my statement.
Surprised no one has said this yet:This happens when you put zip-up clothing in the dryer. The fabric shrinks and shifts but the metal/plastic zipper doesn't, creating a size mismatch that results in a bulge. Hang-dry your zip-up hoodies instead. I have hoodies that are close to a decade old and still haven't begun to bunch up because they've never seen the inside of a dryer.No has said it because it's not true.
