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    Fuck yeah! Gar licked bread.

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      Do garfish even have tongues?

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        Do garfish even have tongues?

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        Yarp, but not long enough to stick it out.

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          That must be why my crackers are stale.

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            A gar? Am I to accept, as God's own truth, that the river's very own toothy and primordial brute was the one who took loaf into hand and licked this bread?

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              I didnt knew that i need that sticker but now i need it in my life.

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                Fun fact, it's called "garlic" because it's basically a gar-leek.

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                  Fun fact, it's called "garlic" because it's basically a gar-leek.

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                  And the "gar" in both "garlic" and the fish name originates from the Old English term for "spear."

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                    Yarp, but not long enough to stick it out.

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                    How much garlic would a gar lick if a gar could lick garlic?

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                      And the "gar" in both "garlic" and the fish name originates from the Old English term for "spear."

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                      Call me crazy, but I'd say that the shape of a leek is much MORE spearlike than that of a garlic..

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                        How much garlic would a gar lick if a gar could lick garlic?

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                        About a pound a week.

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                          Call me crazy, but I'd say that the shape of a leek is much MORE spearlike than that of a garlic..

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                          Probably because of how much longer the full garlic plant is.

                          Leek: Spear-leek:

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                            How much garlic would a gar lick if a gar could lick garlic?

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                            A gar would lick garlic if a gar could lick galic.

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