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  • carbonicedragon@pawb.socialC [email protected]

    Do garfish even have tongues?

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    Yarp, but not long enough to stick it out.

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      That must be why my crackers are stale.

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        A gar? Am I to accept, as God's own truth, that the river's very own toothy and primordial brute was the one who took loaf into hand and licked this bread?

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          I didnt knew that i need that sticker but now i need it in my life.

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            Fun fact, it's called "garlic" because it's basically a gar-leek.

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              Fun fact, it's called "garlic" because it's basically a gar-leek.

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              And the "gar" in both "garlic" and the fish name originates from the Old English term for "spear."

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              • jerb322@lemmy.worldJ [email protected]

                Yarp, but not long enough to stick it out.

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                How much garlic would a gar lick if a gar could lick garlic?

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                • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                  And the "gar" in both "garlic" and the fish name originates from the Old English term for "spear."

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                  Call me crazy, but I'd say that the shape of a leek is much MORE spearlike than that of a garlic..

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                    How much garlic would a gar lick if a gar could lick garlic?

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                    About a pound a week.

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                      Call me crazy, but I'd say that the shape of a leek is much MORE spearlike than that of a garlic..

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                      Probably because of how much longer the full garlic plant is.

                      Leek: Spear-leek:

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                      • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                        How much garlic would a gar lick if a gar could lick garlic?

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                        A gar would lick garlic if a gar could lick galic.

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