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Barbers HATE this one simple trick

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  • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

    Jeff Bezos saved hundreds of billions of dollars by downsizing his wife.

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    Makes sense, especially in this economy

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    • macncheezus@lemmy.todayM [email protected]
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      Avocados.

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        Demn, I ollweys confuse English vowels

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        Bold faced lies.

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          Avocados.

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          Avocados are so expensive, that's why Jeff turned his head into a giant avocado pit. Infinite avocado hack! ~whenever he finally decides to bury his stupid fucking head underground~

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            This is the real way to save money on barber bills

            https://youtu.be/oqRRi81jsgI

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              makes sense

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                Dude didn't even shower to save on water bills.

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                He didn't even buy any expensive cancer medicine, he just drank smoothies.

                /uj I'm not even making this shit up, he tried to beat his cancer with regulating his diet to include various fruits and vegetables and ended up using his private jet to jump ques on multiple organ donations , because , get this, YOU CAN'T BEAT CANCER BY EATING MORE FUCKING FRUIT.

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                  3 years? I've been bald for 20 years and I'm 300K down the hole, when does this trick kick in exactly?

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                  You spent it all on avocado toast, didn't you.

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                    There's more going on here the just the lack of hair. What secrets is he keeping under that shiny dome of his?

                    We must go deeper.

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                      Is this how dougdoug rolls in the big bucks?

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                      • sundray@lemmus.orgS [email protected]

                        There's more going on here the just the lack of hair. What secrets is he keeping under that shiny dome of his?

                        We must go deeper.

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                        Hans, get ze drill!

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                        • sundray@lemmus.orgS [email protected]

                          There's more going on here the just the lack of hair. What secrets is he keeping under that shiny dome of his?

                          We must go deeper.

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                          That's no moon.

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                          • pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksP [email protected]

                            It's getting a 200K funding from your dad that's the real trick. He also worked for a large company making money at the time, he wasn't trying to survive.

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                            Plenty of people have received far more than that from their dads. There must be something else.

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                              Can confirm - am nearly bald and never seen billions touch my hands.

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                                I stopped cutting my hair when Covid closed all the barbers. Got a fukin mane now. Dunno, seems to have worked out. Still waiting for my billions tho ...

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                                  Cheapest haircut in my town for my hair type is $75+tip. I just cut it myself now.

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                                    He didn't even buy any expensive cancer medicine, he just drank smoothies.

                                    /uj I'm not even making this shit up, he tried to beat his cancer with regulating his diet to include various fruits and vegetables and ended up using his private jet to jump ques on multiple organ donations , because , get this, YOU CAN'T BEAT CANCER BY EATING MORE FUCKING FRUIT.

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                                    I hate his guts, but his passing was a little bit therapeutic for me.

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                                      • sundray@lemmus.orgS [email protected]

                                        There's more going on here the just the lack of hair. What secrets is he keeping under that shiny dome of his?

                                        We must go deeper.

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                                        • beebabe@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                                          Cheapest haircut in my town for my hair type is $75+tip. I just cut it myself now.

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                                          Jesus christ.

                                          Are you a woman and is that USD?

                                          The most I've ever paid was $65AUD for a hearcut and beard trim in a mining town where the majority earned over 200k a year

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