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Barbers HATE this one simple trick

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  • ballshapedman@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

    What the hell am I going wrong then? I've been bald for 3 years and I ain't got jack shit!

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    Mate I was balding when I was 19 and went full cue ball when I was 23. I'm 36 now. Where the fuck is my money??!

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      And than there is me who is bold and still goes to the barber because the feeling of someone else cutting your bold head with a razor knife is just great. Also I have a long beard which is the main reason to go to the barber but I digress

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      • indibrony@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

        Mate I was balding when I was 19 and went full cue ball when I was 23. I'm 36 now. Where the fuck is my money??!

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        You and me both, my friend… remember Balding Elon Musk? I think it’s not so much the lack of hair, more like the lack of ethics.

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          Chase watches Ryan George, confirmed.

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            And than there is me who is bold and still goes to the barber because the feeling of someone else cutting your bold head with a razor knife is just great. Also I have a long beard which is the main reason to go to the barber but I digress

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            Lol. Bold ass mf

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              Lol. Bold ass mf

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              Demn, I ollweys confuse English vowels

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              • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                Jeff Bezos saved hundreds of billions of dollars by downsizing his wife.

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                Makes sense, especially in this economy

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                  Avocados.

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                    Demn, I ollweys confuse English vowels

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                    Bold faced lies.

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                      Avocados.

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                      Avocados are so expensive, that's why Jeff turned his head into a giant avocado pit. Infinite avocado hack! ~whenever he finally decides to bury his stupid fucking head underground~

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                        This is the real way to save money on barber bills

                        https://youtu.be/oqRRi81jsgI

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                          makes sense

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                            Dude didn't even shower to save on water bills.

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                            He didn't even buy any expensive cancer medicine, he just drank smoothies.

                            /uj I'm not even making this shit up, he tried to beat his cancer with regulating his diet to include various fruits and vegetables and ended up using his private jet to jump ques on multiple organ donations , because , get this, YOU CAN'T BEAT CANCER BY EATING MORE FUCKING FRUIT.

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                              3 years? I've been bald for 20 years and I'm 300K down the hole, when does this trick kick in exactly?

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                              You spent it all on avocado toast, didn't you.

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                                There's more going on here the just the lack of hair. What secrets is he keeping under that shiny dome of his?

                                We must go deeper.

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                                  Is this how dougdoug rolls in the big bucks?

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                                  • sundray@lemmus.orgS [email protected]

                                    There's more going on here the just the lack of hair. What secrets is he keeping under that shiny dome of his?

                                    We must go deeper.

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                                    Hans, get ze drill!

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                                      There's more going on here the just the lack of hair. What secrets is he keeping under that shiny dome of his?

                                      We must go deeper.

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                                      That's no moon.

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                                      • pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksP [email protected]

                                        It's getting a 200K funding from your dad that's the real trick. He also worked for a large company making money at the time, he wasn't trying to survive.

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                                        Plenty of people have received far more than that from their dads. There must be something else.

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                                          Can confirm - am nearly bald and never seen billions touch my hands.

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