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  • zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zoneZ [email protected]

    What, you werent born on Mapril 0, 1901?

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    The zeroth of March is not uncommonly used, to mean the last of February whether it's the 28th or 29th

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      Febrauary?

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      #79

      "Feb"+""+"uary"

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        I understand that bad ui is a fun meme and all, but how did this one even cross their mind as an idea for a bad UI? This is a new level of convoluted I would not have even considered.

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        My guess: someone messed up trying to split an array and split a string from it and hilarity ensued.

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        • cm0002@lemmy.worldC [email protected]
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          #81

          Genuine Question:

          if you could split the month names into 3, how would you split them to maximise their choice overlap?

          • "em" is a good overlap for nov/sept/dec
          • "uar" is good for jan/febr
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            Il elle on a october

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            #82

            october

            j'octobe
            tu octobes
            il/elle/on octobe
            nous octobons
            vous octobez
            ils/elles octobent

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              "Feb"+""+"uary"

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              #83

              For that matter, August has to use a blank in the first position as well

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                My wife and I always wanted a joctober baby...

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                • tetris11@feddit.ukT [email protected]

                  Genuine Question:

                  if you could split the month names into 3, how would you split them to maximise their choice overlap?

                  • "em" is a good overlap for nov/sept/dec
                  • "uar" is good for jan/febr
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                  #85

                  I assume the post is the maximum. I wonder if there is an algorithm for that

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                    I use febr a rch btw

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                    #86

                    You know about neo-pronouns, get ready for neo-months

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                      My guess: someone messed up trying to split an array and split a string from it and hilarity ensued.

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                      It's too unregular and too good to be a coincidence. Unless they threw an algorithm on it that was intended for whatever

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                      • ediacarium@feddit.orgE [email protected]

                        This is disgusting. Who enters dates in month/day/year order?

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                        How do you see that and this is your reaction?

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                        • gerryflap@feddit.nlG [email protected]

                          We can clearly see that this design is silly, because it allows for so many invalid states. Yet when we represent some type, let's say in Java, were so often forced to do this exact same thing. Have variables in a container of which only a certain combination is valid. And then have at most a comment saying "this number is only valid if X is also set" or "if the validity boolean is true". Luckily Java finally has some ability for the so-called sum types now, just like Haskell's data types or Rust's enum types. Imo any language should have this.

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                          Having data dependent on each other in a type means that either you have redundant data (so one of the fields should be computed) or that your container tries to be too generic (you should in this case prefer an 'Apple' class over a 'Fruit' class with an enum field 'Type')

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                            I assume the post is the maximum. I wonder if there is an algorithm for that

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                            hierarchical letter clustering would be my guess, or graph-based clustering using ngrams of 2-4 as nodes and maximising for connections.

                            Or using an optimized Regex and printing out the DFA?

                            Edit: Quick N-gram analysis (min=3, max=num letters in that month)

                            :::spoiler R-code

                            library(ngram)
                            
                            tmonths = c("january", "february", "march",
                                       "april", "may", "june", "july",
                                       "august", "september", "october",
                                       "november", "december")
                            
                            zzz = lapply(tmonths, function(mon){
                              ng = ngram::ngram_asweka(paste(unlist(strsplit(mon, split="")), collapse=" "), min=3, max=nchar(mon))
                              return(gsub(" ", "", ng))
                            })
                            res = sort(table(unlist(zzz)))
                            res[res > 1]
                            

                            :::

                            This gives the following 9 ngram frequencies greater than 1:

                              ary   uar  uary   emb  embe ember   mbe  mber   ber 
                                2     2     2     3     3     3     3     3     4 
                            

                            As you can see two longest most common motifs are "em-ber" and "uar-y"

                            Using this I propose the following graph

                            ::: spoiler Mermaid

                            stateDiagram
                                direction LR
                                sept --> em
                                nov --> em
                                dec --> em
                                em --> ber
                                oc --> to
                                to --> ber
                                feb --> uar
                                uar --> y
                                jan --> uar
                                ju --> ne
                                ju --> l
                                l --> y
                                ma --> r
                                ma --> y
                                r --> ch
                                
                                a --> p 
                                p --> r
                                r --> il
                                a --> u
                                u --> gust
                            
                            

                            :::

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                              Febranber. Those who know, remember.

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                                I love the month of Jay

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                                • tetris11@feddit.ukT [email protected]

                                  hierarchical letter clustering would be my guess, or graph-based clustering using ngrams of 2-4 as nodes and maximising for connections.

                                  Or using an optimized Regex and printing out the DFA?

                                  Edit: Quick N-gram analysis (min=3, max=num letters in that month)

                                  :::spoiler R-code

                                  library(ngram)
                                  
                                  tmonths = c("january", "february", "march",
                                             "april", "may", "june", "july",
                                             "august", "september", "october",
                                             "november", "december")
                                  
                                  zzz = lapply(tmonths, function(mon){
                                    ng = ngram::ngram_asweka(paste(unlist(strsplit(mon, split="")), collapse=" "), min=3, max=nchar(mon))
                                    return(gsub(" ", "", ng))
                                  })
                                  res = sort(table(unlist(zzz)))
                                  res[res > 1]
                                  

                                  :::

                                  This gives the following 9 ngram frequencies greater than 1:

                                    ary   uar  uary   emb  embe ember   mbe  mber   ber 
                                      2     2     2     3     3     3     3     3     4 
                                  

                                  As you can see two longest most common motifs are "em-ber" and "uar-y"

                                  Using this I propose the following graph

                                  ::: spoiler Mermaid

                                  stateDiagram
                                      direction LR
                                      sept --> em
                                      nov --> em
                                      dec --> em
                                      em --> ber
                                      oc --> to
                                      to --> ber
                                      feb --> uar
                                      uar --> y
                                      jan --> uar
                                      ju --> ne
                                      ju --> l
                                      l --> y
                                      ma --> r
                                      ma --> y
                                      r --> ch
                                      
                                      a --> p 
                                      p --> r
                                      r --> il
                                      a --> u
                                      u --> gust
                                  
                                  

                                  :::

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                                  #93

                                  Interestingly

                                  • Aprch
                                  • Maril

                                  are the only two hallucinations, everything else is always a legit month

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                                    I unironically love this. Of course it isn't practical in the least, but I love it.

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                                    • tetris11@feddit.ukT [email protected]

                                      hierarchical letter clustering would be my guess, or graph-based clustering using ngrams of 2-4 as nodes and maximising for connections.

                                      Or using an optimized Regex and printing out the DFA?

                                      Edit: Quick N-gram analysis (min=3, max=num letters in that month)

                                      :::spoiler R-code

                                      library(ngram)
                                      
                                      tmonths = c("january", "february", "march",
                                                 "april", "may", "june", "july",
                                                 "august", "september", "october",
                                                 "november", "december")
                                      
                                      zzz = lapply(tmonths, function(mon){
                                        ng = ngram::ngram_asweka(paste(unlist(strsplit(mon, split="")), collapse=" "), min=3, max=nchar(mon))
                                        return(gsub(" ", "", ng))
                                      })
                                      res = sort(table(unlist(zzz)))
                                      res[res > 1]
                                      

                                      :::

                                      This gives the following 9 ngram frequencies greater than 1:

                                        ary   uar  uary   emb  embe ember   mbe  mber   ber 
                                          2     2     2     3     3     3     3     3     4 
                                      

                                      As you can see two longest most common motifs are "em-ber" and "uar-y"

                                      Using this I propose the following graph

                                      ::: spoiler Mermaid

                                      stateDiagram
                                          direction LR
                                          sept --> em
                                          nov --> em
                                          dec --> em
                                          em --> ber
                                          oc --> to
                                          to --> ber
                                          feb --> uar
                                          uar --> y
                                          jan --> uar
                                          ju --> ne
                                          ju --> l
                                          l --> y
                                          ma --> r
                                          ma --> y
                                          r --> ch
                                          
                                          a --> p 
                                          p --> r
                                          r --> il
                                          a --> u
                                          u --> gust
                                      
                                      

                                      :::

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                                      Thanks for saving me time, my head was already spinning on the previous comment but you made it stop.

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                                        Thanks for saving me time, my head was already spinning on the previous comment but you made it stop.

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                                        I'm really disappointed by June, April and August. Without these months, everything would be so neat and orderly

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