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    Il elle on a october

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    #82

    october

    j'octobe
    tu octobes
    il/elle/on octobe
    nous octobons
    vous octobez
    ils/elles octobent

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    • P [email protected]

      "Feb"+""+"uary"

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      For that matter, August has to use a blank in the first position as well

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        My wife and I always wanted a joctober baby...

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        • tetris11@feddit.ukT [email protected]

          Genuine Question:

          if you could split the month names into 3, how would you split them to maximise their choice overlap?

          • "em" is a good overlap for nov/sept/dec
          • "uar" is good for jan/febr
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          I assume the post is the maximum. I wonder if there is an algorithm for that

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            I use febr a rch btw

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            You know about neo-pronouns, get ready for neo-months

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            • T [email protected]

              My guess: someone messed up trying to split an array and split a string from it and hilarity ensued.

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              It's too unregular and too good to be a coincidence. Unless they threw an algorithm on it that was intended for whatever

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              • ediacarium@feddit.orgE [email protected]

                This is disgusting. Who enters dates in month/day/year order?

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                How do you see that and this is your reaction?

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                • gerryflap@feddit.nlG [email protected]

                  We can clearly see that this design is silly, because it allows for so many invalid states. Yet when we represent some type, let's say in Java, were so often forced to do this exact same thing. Have variables in a container of which only a certain combination is valid. And then have at most a comment saying "this number is only valid if X is also set" or "if the validity boolean is true". Luckily Java finally has some ability for the so-called sum types now, just like Haskell's data types or Rust's enum types. Imo any language should have this.

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                  Having data dependent on each other in a type means that either you have redundant data (so one of the fields should be computed) or that your container tries to be too generic (you should in this case prefer an 'Apple' class over a 'Fruit' class with an enum field 'Type')

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                    I assume the post is the maximum. I wonder if there is an algorithm for that

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                    hierarchical letter clustering would be my guess, or graph-based clustering using ngrams of 2-4 as nodes and maximising for connections.

                    Or using an optimized Regex and printing out the DFA?

                    Edit: Quick N-gram analysis (min=3, max=num letters in that month)

                    :::spoiler R-code

                    library(ngram)
                    
                    tmonths = c("january", "february", "march",
                               "april", "may", "june", "july",
                               "august", "september", "october",
                               "november", "december")
                    
                    zzz = lapply(tmonths, function(mon){
                      ng = ngram::ngram_asweka(paste(unlist(strsplit(mon, split="")), collapse=" "), min=3, max=nchar(mon))
                      return(gsub(" ", "", ng))
                    })
                    res = sort(table(unlist(zzz)))
                    res[res > 1]
                    

                    :::

                    This gives the following 9 ngram frequencies greater than 1:

                      ary   uar  uary   emb  embe ember   mbe  mber   ber 
                        2     2     2     3     3     3     3     3     4 
                    

                    As you can see two longest most common motifs are "em-ber" and "uar-y"

                    Using this I propose the following graph

                    ::: spoiler Mermaid

                    stateDiagram
                        direction LR
                        sept --> em
                        nov --> em
                        dec --> em
                        em --> ber
                        oc --> to
                        to --> ber
                        feb --> uar
                        uar --> y
                        jan --> uar
                        ju --> ne
                        ju --> l
                        l --> y
                        ma --> r
                        ma --> y
                        r --> ch
                        
                        a --> p 
                        p --> r
                        r --> il
                        a --> u
                        u --> gust
                    
                    

                    :::

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                      Febranber. Those who know, remember.

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                        I love the month of Jay

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                        • tetris11@feddit.ukT [email protected]

                          hierarchical letter clustering would be my guess, or graph-based clustering using ngrams of 2-4 as nodes and maximising for connections.

                          Or using an optimized Regex and printing out the DFA?

                          Edit: Quick N-gram analysis (min=3, max=num letters in that month)

                          :::spoiler R-code

                          library(ngram)
                          
                          tmonths = c("january", "february", "march",
                                     "april", "may", "june", "july",
                                     "august", "september", "october",
                                     "november", "december")
                          
                          zzz = lapply(tmonths, function(mon){
                            ng = ngram::ngram_asweka(paste(unlist(strsplit(mon, split="")), collapse=" "), min=3, max=nchar(mon))
                            return(gsub(" ", "", ng))
                          })
                          res = sort(table(unlist(zzz)))
                          res[res > 1]
                          

                          :::

                          This gives the following 9 ngram frequencies greater than 1:

                            ary   uar  uary   emb  embe ember   mbe  mber   ber 
                              2     2     2     3     3     3     3     3     4 
                          

                          As you can see two longest most common motifs are "em-ber" and "uar-y"

                          Using this I propose the following graph

                          ::: spoiler Mermaid

                          stateDiagram
                              direction LR
                              sept --> em
                              nov --> em
                              dec --> em
                              em --> ber
                              oc --> to
                              to --> ber
                              feb --> uar
                              uar --> y
                              jan --> uar
                              ju --> ne
                              ju --> l
                              l --> y
                              ma --> r
                              ma --> y
                              r --> ch
                              
                              a --> p 
                              p --> r
                              r --> il
                              a --> u
                              u --> gust
                          
                          

                          :::

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                          #93

                          Interestingly

                          • Aprch
                          • Maril

                          are the only two hallucinations, everything else is always a legit month

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                            I unironically love this. Of course it isn't practical in the least, but I love it.

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                            • tetris11@feddit.ukT [email protected]

                              hierarchical letter clustering would be my guess, or graph-based clustering using ngrams of 2-4 as nodes and maximising for connections.

                              Or using an optimized Regex and printing out the DFA?

                              Edit: Quick N-gram analysis (min=3, max=num letters in that month)

                              :::spoiler R-code

                              library(ngram)
                              
                              tmonths = c("january", "february", "march",
                                         "april", "may", "june", "july",
                                         "august", "september", "october",
                                         "november", "december")
                              
                              zzz = lapply(tmonths, function(mon){
                                ng = ngram::ngram_asweka(paste(unlist(strsplit(mon, split="")), collapse=" "), min=3, max=nchar(mon))
                                return(gsub(" ", "", ng))
                              })
                              res = sort(table(unlist(zzz)))
                              res[res > 1]
                              

                              :::

                              This gives the following 9 ngram frequencies greater than 1:

                                ary   uar  uary   emb  embe ember   mbe  mber   ber 
                                  2     2     2     3     3     3     3     3     4 
                              

                              As you can see two longest most common motifs are "em-ber" and "uar-y"

                              Using this I propose the following graph

                              ::: spoiler Mermaid

                              stateDiagram
                                  direction LR
                                  sept --> em
                                  nov --> em
                                  dec --> em
                                  em --> ber
                                  oc --> to
                                  to --> ber
                                  feb --> uar
                                  uar --> y
                                  jan --> uar
                                  ju --> ne
                                  ju --> l
                                  l --> y
                                  ma --> r
                                  ma --> y
                                  r --> ch
                                  
                                  a --> p 
                                  p --> r
                                  r --> il
                                  a --> u
                                  u --> gust
                              
                              

                              :::

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                              Thanks for saving me time, my head was already spinning on the previous comment but you made it stop.

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                                Thanks for saving me time, my head was already spinning on the previous comment but you made it stop.

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                                I'm really disappointed by June, April and August. Without these months, everything would be so neat and orderly

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                                  "Lousy Smarch Weather"

                                  'Do Not Touch
                                  -Willie'

                                  "Hey, good advice!"

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                                  • tetris11@feddit.ukT [email protected]

                                    I'm really disappointed by June, April and August. Without these months, everything would be so neat and orderly

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                                    Freaking romans with their gods and emperors, they couldn't go from unember to duodecember

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                                    • P [email protected]

                                      My insurance won't cover it so I have to take Novemugust...

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                                      Novemugust is what I’ve been feeling since last November.

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                                      • L [email protected]

                                        How do you see that and this is your reaction?

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                                        Because I'm not used to entering dates in month/day/year order.

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                                        • ediacarium@feddit.orgE [email protected]

                                          Because I'm not used to entering dates in month/day/year order.

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                                          Neither am I but much less am I used to the day starting at 0

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