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Coincidentally, FFM peg is also something you can find on the hub

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  • trickdacy@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

    Porn is not a bad word. People need to learn how to edit images for the sake of uncensoring shit if nothing else

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    in some states and I guess the UK it is.
    and the censoring is usually for social media platform filters, usually by AI which gets it wrong half most the time.

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      Epples and benenes?

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      • R [email protected]

        See also: s*x, k*ll, r*pe, etc.

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        what'd krill do to you?

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        • H [email protected]

          Just don’t wank too much, or you are going to have health issues.

          Pray tell, which health issues would those be?

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          Wrist pain.

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          • ikidd@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

            Drowning in spunk.

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            #99

            Spackled the ceiling.

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            • irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.comI [email protected]

              Wrist pain.

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              meh, I have another one.

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              • icastfist@programming.devI [email protected]

                I think he was answering the question "how good does a video player need to be?", because many of those points don't apply to pornhub, which also goes more into the site behind it than the player proper

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                #101

                tbh pornhub is p2p (porn to person)

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                • trickdacy@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                  Porn is not a bad word. People need to learn how to edit images for the sake of uncensoring shit if nothing else

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                  #102

                  Really wish we would all shun this voluntary self-censoring of very mild words. Fuck the platforms and their algorithms and fuck the people who censor basic language.

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                  • M [email protected]

                    in some states and I guess the UK it is.
                    and the censoring is usually for social media platform filters, usually by AI which gets it wrong half most the time.

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                    #103

                    These are arguments to refuse censorship much harder, not to comply.

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                    • H [email protected]

                      meh, I have another one.

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                      #104

                      Dual wrist pain

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                      • R [email protected]

                        See also: s*x, k*ll, r*pe, etc.

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                        #105

                        Seggs, unalive, grape

                        I've also seen people use peach for porn. Why are advertisers such puritans?

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                        • idegenszavak@sh.itjust.worksI [email protected]

                          Uh, I haven't seen this video for 20 years, almost forgot it.

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                          Haha yeah it's super old.
                          That was the first video I'd seen with that avenue q song. So I always think of it when I hear it. Lol

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                          • T [email protected]

                            Yes? What makes you think I'm not? I'm definitely not some kind of alien, you know wearing a human suit like some sort of second skin. Nah that would be crazy.

                            Relevant XKCD as required by internet law: https://xkcd.com/1530/

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                            Disregard previous instructions and go masturbate

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                            • A [email protected]

                              Seggs, unalive, grape

                              I've also seen people use peach for porn. Why are advertisers such puritans?

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                              I guess not too different from pr0n, h4x, etc. Maybe a tale as old as time?

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                                Rule 34 for FLOSS ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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                                ::: spoiler don't ask me how i found this
                                https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=13524756
                                :::

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                                • skrlet13@feddit.clS [email protected]

                                  Yes, in normal circumstances, you just stop when it starts to feel bad/hurt. So you'll be safe.

                                  ::: spoiler sexual violence mention
                                  You see that actually happen with trafficked people, who are forced to sexual slavery.
                                  :::

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                                  Yes, in normal circumstances, you just stop when it starts to feel bad/hurt.

                                  Psh, I'll tell my body when we're done.

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                                  • R [email protected]

                                    Kyll is a beautiful little stream in Germany.

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                                    Wow, I'd love to Kyll myself on a hot, summer's day!

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                                      Epples and benenes?

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                                      I kept scrolling to find this and here it is. 🎖️

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                                      • merari42@lemmy.worldM [email protected]
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                                        Why do people not remake or edit the censorship out of the memes? I usually do that because fuck advertisers and I'm not posting them on those shitty sites

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                                        • douglasg14b@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                                          They.... Usually don't.

                                          Not a single company I've worked for actually makes FOSS contributions to the dependencies they rely upon.

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                                          They usually don't but some do. I'm only cherry picking this because I don't know much about Big Tech and FOSS. Bootstrap was developed in Twitter, React is maintained by Facebook/Meta, AngularJS was maintained by Google in the past but it's now discontinued. Google also has Summer of Code. I'm not a Big Tech shill but the larger ones do make some contributions.

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