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  • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

    Maid Marion (but actually Robin Hood dressed like a girl).

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    The fox one, of course

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      I don't know the canonical age of Mulan but she was in marriage talks before enlisting and she is actually married in the sequel if I'm not mistaken.

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      She is 16 which seems to be the statistical mode of Disney Princesses... Most are 16, a few are 18 I think one is 19 and Elsa is the only one of drinking age.

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        Tiana or Raya are the only acceptable answers because they’re the only princesses in this photo over the age of 18

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        Hard disagree, my daughter is 1 year old and she's pretty

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          How does sucking dick negate this behavior.... I've sucked plenty of dick that would do shit like this, needless to say those dicks only got sucked once

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          • blujan@sopuli.xyzB [email protected]

            Hard disagree, my daughter is 1 year old and she's pretty

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            Given the context of the question I also disagree. I guess we can agree to disagree here.

            On a separate thank you for being a good dad.

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              I dunno, my queer drama's always been more interesting. Less basic. Somebodys asks if you'd still love them as a worm, we all know the right answer is 'I'd worship you, shai-hulud' 'cuz we all want that spice.

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              All were saying is drama exists In all spheres. Where you like to stick it means nothing.

              Goto a gaybar and people watch, it's fun and some of the drama you see is absolutely entertaining. Humans are humans.

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                She is 16 which seems to be the statistical mode of Disney Princesses... Most are 16, a few are 18 I think one is 19 and Elsa is the only one of drinking age.

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                I don't think Mulan was 16 throughout the entire series, and if we're going by age of first appearance then I've got some bad news for you about Elsa.

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                • queermunist@lemmy.mlQ [email protected]

                  I'm pretty sure ml sensors all slurs

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                  not sure how to test this without just publicly posting a big list of slurs lol. Anyway, it's just odd to me since I don't consider bitсһ a slur. It's on the exact same level of rudeness as bastard.

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                    Lore wise? Snow white, obviously

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                      I worked the door of a very popular gay venue for a year. The security staff called the drama "Gays of our lives" and it was fucking amazing.

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                      Right? It's not just the same bullshit script on repeat that so many straights do.

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                        All were saying is drama exists In all spheres. Where you like to stick it means nothing.

                        Goto a gaybar and people watch, it's fun and some of the drama you see is absolutely entertaining. Humans are humans.

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                        But whether or not you have the option of building your life around a relatively narrow script that you might only deviate from a little, or you can only pick up scraps of it, or you have to start with a totally blank page every day does effect how interesting and novel your drama's gonna be.

                        I'm asserting a difference of entertainment quality, not quantity or severity.

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                          Pic unrelated

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                            Given the context of the question I also disagree. I guess we can agree to disagree here.

                            On a separate thank you for being a good dad.

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                            I think the question by itself can be understood to be innocent enough, but yeah the gf does make it a bad question with that response

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                            • queermunist@lemmy.mlQ [email protected]

                              It's a slur.

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                              What if you are referring specifically to a female canine, Elton John or Meredith Brooks?

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                                Lore wise? Snow white, obviously

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                                Fairest of them all is a skin tone thing.

                                Got anything you want to add to that, Siegfried 🧐?

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                                • queermunist@lemmy.mlQ [email protected]

                                  No, and cracker isn't a slur either.

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                                  It is though. Cracker is used as an insult exclusively against (usually poor) white people. I can only hope you know that, so what sarcastic point are you trying to make? Are you saying dick was a bad comparison to bitch, or are you saying dick is actually a slur the same as cracker? Or something else?

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                                  • blujan@sopuli.xyzB [email protected]

                                    Hard disagree, my daughter is 1 year old and she's pretty

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                                    I don't think this poster is an objective observer!

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                                      Tiana or Raya are the only acceptable answers because they’re the only princesses in this photo over the age of 18

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                                      Was thinking my response would have to be something like "hold up while I Google something real quick." I know Ariel is supposed to be 16 but that's the only one I know.

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                                      • rickyrigatoni@retrolemmy.comR [email protected]

                                        The curse of being alive. We age while our fictional crushes stay the same.

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                                        Hmm.

                                        Nope, cancelled.

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                                          Right? It's not just the same bullshit script on repeat that so many straights do.

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                                          Nah you arent that unique you know. Its the same shit as straight clubs just with less violence and WAY more over the top acting and better writing. Straight guys throw chairs and punches, flamboyant gay dudes throw drinks and slap faces, Its just way more entertaining to be around.

                                          The lesbians on the other hand... that shit was vicious but infrequent. Like dudes brawling but with hair pulling and nails as well.

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