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    I worked the door of a very popular gay venue for a year. The security staff called the drama "Gays of our lives" and it was fucking amazing.

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    Right? It's not just the same bullshit script on repeat that so many straights do.

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      All were saying is drama exists In all spheres. Where you like to stick it means nothing.

      Goto a gaybar and people watch, it's fun and some of the drama you see is absolutely entertaining. Humans are humans.

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      But whether or not you have the option of building your life around a relatively narrow script that you might only deviate from a little, or you can only pick up scraps of it, or you have to start with a totally blank page every day does effect how interesting and novel your drama's gonna be.

      I'm asserting a difference of entertainment quality, not quantity or severity.

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        Pic unrelated

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        • P [email protected]

          Given the context of the question I also disagree. I guess we can agree to disagree here.

          On a separate thank you for being a good dad.

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          I think the question by itself can be understood to be innocent enough, but yeah the gf does make it a bad question with that response

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          • queermunist@lemmy.mlQ [email protected]

            It's a slur.

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            What if you are referring specifically to a female canine, Elton John or Meredith Brooks?

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              Lore wise? Snow white, obviously

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              Fairest of them all is a skin tone thing.

              Got anything you want to add to that, Siegfried 🧐?

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              • queermunist@lemmy.mlQ [email protected]

                No, and cracker isn't a slur either.

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                It is though. Cracker is used as an insult exclusively against (usually poor) white people. I can only hope you know that, so what sarcastic point are you trying to make? Are you saying dick was a bad comparison to bitch, or are you saying dick is actually a slur the same as cracker? Or something else?

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                • blujan@sopuli.xyzB [email protected]

                  Hard disagree, my daughter is 1 year old and she's pretty

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                  I don't think this poster is an objective observer!

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                  • P [email protected]

                    Tiana or Raya are the only acceptable answers because they’re the only princesses in this photo over the age of 18

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                    Was thinking my response would have to be something like "hold up while I Google something real quick." I know Ariel is supposed to be 16 but that's the only one I know.

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                    • rickyrigatoni@retrolemmy.comR [email protected]

                      The curse of being alive. We age while our fictional crushes stay the same.

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                      Hmm.

                      Nope, cancelled.

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                      • O [email protected]

                        Right? It's not just the same bullshit script on repeat that so many straights do.

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                        Nah you arent that unique you know. Its the same shit as straight clubs just with less violence and WAY more over the top acting and better writing. Straight guys throw chairs and punches, flamboyant gay dudes throw drinks and slap faces, Its just way more entertaining to be around.

                        The lesbians on the other hand... that shit was vicious but infrequent. Like dudes brawling but with hair pulling and nails as well.

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                          Nah you arent that unique you know. Its the same shit as straight clubs just with less violence and WAY more over the top acting and better writing. Straight guys throw chairs and punches, flamboyant gay dudes throw drinks and slap faces, Its just way more entertaining to be around.

                          The lesbians on the other hand... that shit was vicious but infrequent. Like dudes brawling but with hair pulling and nails as well.

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                          and better writing

                          That. Is. What. I'm. Saying. Not that we dont; that we're netter written and less repetitive.

                          the lesbians on the other hand...

                          So it might just be the fact that im kind of giant, but all my messy break-ups had many-aftershocks psychological shit. No physical confrontation even when my fresh ex was a very generally physical person.

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                            You can say bitch on the internet

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                            Imma try.

                            <Ahem>

                            Bitch.

                            Cool.

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                            • O [email protected]

                              and better writing

                              That. Is. What. I'm. Saying. Not that we dont; that we're netter written and less repetitive.

                              the lesbians on the other hand...

                              So it might just be the fact that im kind of giant, but all my messy break-ups had many-aftershocks psychological shit. No physical confrontation even when my fresh ex was a very generally physical person.

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                              I think we're pretty much on the same page. The stories were the same "Thats my ex" or "Stop flirting with my girl/boy" or "you think you're better than me" stuff but the shit talking before things got physical was so much better.

                              Meatheads get to the punching part too fast for it to be funny. You have enough time to go "Aw fuck..." and it was on. I once saw someone go 5 solid minutes on another persons shoes and it was amazing.

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                              • nelots@lemmy.zipN [email protected]

                                It is though. Cracker is used as an insult exclusively against (usually poor) white people. I can only hope you know that, so what sarcastic point are you trying to make? Are you saying dick was a bad comparison to bitch, or are you saying dick is actually a slur the same as cracker? Or something else?

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                                Aw white people, they have it so hard 😔

                                You can't be racist against white people.

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                                • queermunist@lemmy.mlQ [email protected]

                                  Aw white people, they have it so hard 😔

                                  You can't be racist against white people.

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                                  I see I gave you the benefit of the doubt for no reason. That's my bad, I should have known better.

                                  Your comment is completely irrelevant. Whether you want to call it racist or whatever else, a word used to insult a group of people based on the color of their skin is a slur. Simple as.

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                                  • D [email protected]

                                    Imma try.

                                    <Ahem>

                                    Bitch.

                                    Cool.

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                                    The thing OOP is sick of is people censoring mild swears like bitch in their screenshots. The content of the pic is unrelated

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                                    • nelots@lemmy.zipN [email protected]

                                      I see I gave you the benefit of the doubt for no reason. That's my bad, I should have known better.

                                      Your comment is completely irrelevant. Whether you want to call it racist or whatever else, a word used to insult a group of people based on the color of their skin is a slur. Simple as.

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                                      A word used to insult a privileged group for being members of that privileged group (i.e. white people) is not a slur. 🙄

                                      Also acceptable: whitey or honkey

                                      And don't pretend like this is about poverty to try and squeeze crackers into a minority group. Crackerdom is not limited by class.

                                      Leave it to reddit.world to try and argue about this shit.

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                                        I meant on my instance in general, not in the image. On lemmy.ml for some reason, if you type "bitсһ" then it gets automatically-replaced with the text "removed."

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                                        Really? What happens if you says cunt? Or assbandit? Or Donald?

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                                        • F [email protected]

                                          I don't think Mulan was 16 throughout the entire series, and if we're going by age of first appearance then I've got some bad news for you about Elsa.

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                                          I dont know that its "bad news" for him, considering how creepy this conversation looks to the rest of us lol.

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