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Finally a washing machine that understands me

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  • nebula@fedia.ioN [email protected]

    We should shorten washing machine to washine.

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    I always called laundromats washaterias until I moved out of the South and my girlfriend thought I was using 1920's era time traveler slang.

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      This is the cycle that requires inserting a step-sibling to continue.

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        He calls her Whirlpool, because everyone gets a turn in the spin cycle.

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          "Have you or one of your loved ones been subject to defamation by a washing machine, refrigerator or another household appliance causing severe emotional damage and trauma?
          You could be eligible for compensation!
          Call 505-842-5662 today and make your washing machine your cash machine!"

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            I always called laundromats washaterias until I moved out of the South and my girlfriend thought I was using 1920's era time traveler slang.

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            my girlfriend thought I was using 1920's era time traveler slag

            Is she from 1920s? And is she a slag?

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              Okay but how?

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                Okay but how?

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                It knows what clothes you have around, duh.

                Just kidding, it's Swedish for "End".

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                  It knows what clothes you have around, duh.

                  Just kidding, it's Swedish for "End".

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                  Fuck. I forgot about that.

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                    my girlfriend thought I was using 1920's era time traveler slag

                    Is she from 1920s? And is she a slag?

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                    Lol, I was trying to say a slang word from 1920, but I didn't quite get there.

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                      It knows what clothes you have around, duh.

                      Just kidding, it's Swedish for "End".

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                      See also: Danish. Possibly Norwegian too

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                        "Have you or one of your loved ones been subject to defamation by a washing machine, refrigerator or another household appliance causing severe emotional damage and trauma?
                        You could be eligible for compensation!
                        Call 505-842-5662 today and make your washing machine your cash machine!"

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                        Saul out there representing every foreigner who's ever washed clothes or watched an old movie in Denmark 😄

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                          Max SPIN FART until SLUT: 1200 rpm

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                            how the fuck did you get stuck in the drier again step sibling?

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                              See also: Danish. Possibly Norwegian too

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                              Yeah, there are multiple languages where "SLUT" is the best way to say "End" in 4 characters.

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                                Yeah, there are multiple languages where "SLUT" is the best way to say "End" in 4 characters.

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                                One of them being English, depending on the specific activity.

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                                  That's a Candy. Italians be like that. 🙂

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                                    Put your dirty load in me, I know you want to!

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                                      Ah, that's the machine all those ladies get stuck in.

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                                        Ah, that's the machine all those ladies get stuck in.

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                                        Wait, ladies and what?

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                                          Wait, ladies and what?

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                                          You've not had your stepmum, stepsister, stepteacher, or stepneighbour get their head stuck in a washing machine -whilst mostly naked, or wearing tight suggestive clothing- and have needed you to get behind them to help them out?

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