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Finally a washing machine that understands me

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    I always called laundromats washaterias until I moved out of the South and my girlfriend thought I was using 1920's era time traveler slang.

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    my girlfriend thought I was using 1920's era time traveler slag

    Is she from 1920s? And is she a slag?

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      Okay but how?

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        Okay but how?

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        It knows what clothes you have around, duh.

        Just kidding, it's Swedish for "End".

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        • C [email protected]

          It knows what clothes you have around, duh.

          Just kidding, it's Swedish for "End".

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          Fuck. I forgot about that.

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          • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

            my girlfriend thought I was using 1920's era time traveler slag

            Is she from 1920s? And is she a slag?

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            Lol, I was trying to say a slang word from 1920, but I didn't quite get there.

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              It knows what clothes you have around, duh.

              Just kidding, it's Swedish for "End".

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              See also: Danish. Possibly Norwegian too

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                "Have you or one of your loved ones been subject to defamation by a washing machine, refrigerator or another household appliance causing severe emotional damage and trauma?
                You could be eligible for compensation!
                Call 505-842-5662 today and make your washing machine your cash machine!"

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                Saul out there representing every foreigner who's ever washed clothes or watched an old movie in Denmark 😄

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                  Max SPIN FART until SLUT: 1200 rpm

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                    how the fuck did you get stuck in the drier again step sibling?

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                    • V [email protected]

                      See also: Danish. Possibly Norwegian too

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                      Yeah, there are multiple languages where "SLUT" is the best way to say "End" in 4 characters.

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                        Yeah, there are multiple languages where "SLUT" is the best way to say "End" in 4 characters.

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                        One of them being English, depending on the specific activity.

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                          That's a Candy. Italians be like that. 🙂

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                            Put your dirty load in me, I know you want to!

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                              Ah, that's the machine all those ladies get stuck in.

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                                Ah, that's the machine all those ladies get stuck in.

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                                Wait, ladies and what?

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                                  Wait, ladies and what?

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                                  You've not had your stepmum, stepsister, stepteacher, or stepneighbour get their head stuck in a washing machine -whilst mostly naked, or wearing tight suggestive clothing- and have needed you to get behind them to help them out?

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                                  • whatsherbucket@lemmy.worldW [email protected]

                                    He calls her Whirlpool, because everyone gets a turn in the spin cycle.

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                                    It looks like a Candy HE model actually

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                                    • whatsherbucket@lemmy.worldW [email protected]

                                      He calls her Whirlpool, because everyone gets a turn in the spin cycle.

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                                      Except for you, then she's never had Dryer Sheets.

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                                        Okay but how?

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                                        Lots of cum in the clothes.

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                                          See also: Danish. Possibly Norwegian too

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                                          Moot, these are just sub-variants of the Swedish language.

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