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Finally a washing machine that understands me

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    how the fuck did you get stuck in the drier again step sibling?

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      See also: Danish. Possibly Norwegian too

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      Yeah, there are multiple languages where "SLUT" is the best way to say "End" in 4 characters.

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        Yeah, there are multiple languages where "SLUT" is the best way to say "End" in 4 characters.

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        One of them being English, depending on the specific activity.

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          That's a Candy. Italians be like that. 🙂

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            Put your dirty load in me, I know you want to!

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              Ah, that's the machine all those ladies get stuck in.

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                Ah, that's the machine all those ladies get stuck in.

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                Wait, ladies and what?

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                  Wait, ladies and what?

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                  You've not had your stepmum, stepsister, stepteacher, or stepneighbour get their head stuck in a washing machine -whilst mostly naked, or wearing tight suggestive clothing- and have needed you to get behind them to help them out?

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                    He calls her Whirlpool, because everyone gets a turn in the spin cycle.

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                    It looks like a Candy HE model actually

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                    • whatsherbucket@lemmy.worldW [email protected]

                      He calls her Whirlpool, because everyone gets a turn in the spin cycle.

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                      Except for you, then she's never had Dryer Sheets.

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                        Okay but how?

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                        Lots of cum in the clothes.

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                          See also: Danish. Possibly Norwegian too

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                          Moot, these are just sub-variants of the Swedish language.

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                            Moot, these are just sub-variants of the Swedish language.

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                            Wrong way around. Swedish and Norwegian are failed attempts at Danish. Which is proof that Norwegians are more linguistically skilled, seeing as they're closer to succeeding.

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                              the washing machine, wondering what it did to deserve this

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                                Finally, a solution!

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                                  You've not had your stepmum, stepsister, stepteacher, or stepneighbour get their head stuck in a washing machine -whilst mostly naked, or wearing tight suggestive clothing- and have needed you to get behind them to help them out?

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                                  Oh no, it's hard.

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